The story of a Spartan

[Damen]

Well this is a story all about how,
My kingdom got flip-turned upside down.
I'd like to take a minute please check Encarta,
I'll tell you how I died while defending Sparta.

In Sparta of Greece born and raised,
Ruling warriors was how I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, phalanxin, training all cool,
And killing giant wolves instead of school.

When a couple of Persians, who were up to no good,
Started bribin Senators in my neighborhood.
I killed one little messenger and they all got scared and said,
"We're not givin you soldiers, take your royal guard there."

I whistled for a legion and when it came near,
There was only a couple Greeks and some Thespians here,
If anything I could say that doom awaits,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo Spartans to the hot gates."

We fought Persian waves, about 7 or 8,
And I heard from my allies, "Its an honor, Leonidas",
Looked at Xerxes, there was no way outta this,
"We'll see your trooops soon, at Salamis."

[zblewski]

o.o

[Kaiser]

Win.

[smeeth]

Gotta love that Fresh Prince.

[Taladrea]

Now to put it to music and hear one of ya'll sing it. Mainly on YouTube...bwhahah!