hot babes

[Fake from State Jarm]

girls i dont recommend you read this

anywho  
this post reminded me of a dream i had the other night where i would remove my cock and balls to wash them and then plant them back on when i was done, like playdough, only like, i had taken them off and were holding them in my hand and i heard my sister come home so i was running naked from room to room trying not to be caught with my cock and balls in one hand. so i was wearing shorts and i stuffed my cock and balls in them to hide them while i was running around. but because they were touching my groin they started to reattach. so i look down and find out that when i took my cock and balls off i didnt take them off all the way and i left a stump which regrew into a new set of cock and balls. and also the first set i was hiding there had reattached. so now i had 2 sets of cock and balls right next to eachother and they were a bit deformed, although i figured they would regrow further and get bigger. but that wasn't the problem, i knew if i ever tried to fuck a girl, the other cock would be 'outside' and getting hurt, it just wouldn't work. plus i didn't even know if either of them were capable of orgasm. so i knew i had to take both sets of cocks and balls off and replant one set, and i was dreading this because unlike before where i did it easily to clean them and shit, for some reason this was going to hurt a lot.

i also in the process of writing this realized what the dream was about, not even about sex, i was very divided about something, but anyway. this has been a presentation of llamavorian dream theater

[1ofkind]

i really didnt want to know that.

I masturbated again to this thread.

[1ofkind]

girls i dont recommend you read this

anywho  
this post reminded me of a dream i had the other night where i would remove my cock and balls to wash them and then plant them back on when i was done, like playdough, only like, i had taken them off and were holding them in my hand and i heard my sister come home so i was running naked from room to room trying not to be caught with my cock and balls in one hand. so i was wearing shorts and i stuffed my cock and balls in them to hide them while i was running around. but because they were touching my groin they started to reattach. so i look down and find out that when i took my cock and balls off i didnt take them off all the way and i left a stump which regrew into a new set of cock and balls. and also the first set i was hiding there had reattached. so now i had 2 sets of cock and balls right next to eachother and they were a bit deformed, although i figured they would regrow further and get bigger. but that wasn't the problem, i knew if i ever tried to fuck a girl, the other cock would be 'outside' and getting hurt, it just wouldn't work. plus i didn't even know if either of them were capable of orgasm. so i knew i had to take both sets of cocks and balls off and replant one set, and i was dreading this because unlike before where i did it easily to clean them and shit, for some reason this was going to hurt a lot.

i also in the process of writing this realized what the dream was about, not even about sex, i was very divided about something, but anyway. this has been a presentation of llamavorian dream theater

I you were to wear a jock strap, and just tuck it, well one of them up you'd be good. Plus image, after one's done you can tuck up the other. Dude, you'd be so legendary.

[Electric Mango]

girls i dont recommend you read this

anywho  
this post reminded me of a dream i had the other night where i would remove my cock and balls to wash them and then plant them back on when i was done, like playdough, only like, i had taken them off and were holding them in my hand and i heard my sister come home so i was running naked from room to room trying not to be caught with my cock and balls in one hand. so i was wearing shorts and i stuffed my cock and balls in them to hide them while i was running around. but because they were touching my groin they started to reattach. so i look down and find out that when i took my cock and balls off i didnt take them off all the way and i left a stump which regrew into a new set of cock and balls. and also the first set i was hiding there had reattached. so now i had 2 sets of cock and balls right next to eachother and they were a bit deformed, although i figured they would regrow further and get bigger. but that wasn't the problem, i knew if i ever tried to fuck a girl, the other cock would be 'outside' and getting hurt, it just wouldn't work. plus i didn't even know if either of them were capable of orgasm. so i knew i had to take both sets of cocks and balls off and replant one set, and i was dreading this because unlike before where i did it easily to clean them and shit, for some reason this was going to hurt a lot.

i also in the process of writing this realized what the dream was about, not even about sex, i was very divided about something, but anyway. this has been a presentation of llamavorian dream theater

If your set of cock and balls were on top of each other you could do the ole' d.p. (double penetration)  If they were side by side, you would have to turn sideways to do it.  Either way it would be pretty fucking awesome.  Also I never have sex dreams anymore but I need to start.

i really didnt want to know that.

I masturbated again to this thread.

I lol'd.  I hope you're lubing up otherwise you are going to experience a high amount of chaffing.

[triviuum]

i cant believe where this thread got me..

[Electric Mango]

i cant believe where this thread got me..

 

[triviuum]

wow wow wow wow

[KingRanter]

lol @ this topic still being alive

[triviuum]

it wont die!!!

[Fake from State Jarm]

i wonder if zombie penis still works after it falls off

[KingRanter]

very good question

it depends on the zombie. some zombies, body parts live on their own after they fall off. like arms crawl around and legs hop around and heads sometime do stuff. i guess the zombie penis could rape if he was zombiefied while having a boner, otherwise it would probably just limp around

and of course then theres those zombies who just live without the body parts until all the limbs and the head are separated from the torso or if the torso itself is destroyed. you could blow off their head and arms but they could still walk and run and jump and stuff, just blindly due to no head and with less balance due to no arms