Friend and I were watching a re-run of Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central late at night, and remembered when it first aired was around the time the tonice died. .......... We should have just gone to bed.....
eliminat: I want a Charlie Murphy True Story about the tonice.....
Primis: heeeee
eliminat: you want one now too don't you?
Primis: Charlie Murphy would inevitably go on about how he had to kick the tonice's a** and set him straight
eliminat: I can just see it....
tonice: "Come here Charlie Murphy ... let me show you something... here is the church... here is the steeple... and here is a " *SLAP* " bitchslap across your face!! HAHAHAHA .... Jesus' body is a helluva drug!"
Primis: .....
Primis: "Maybe you should purify yourself in the waters of the River Jordan!!" 
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Primis: Reasons like this are why we're not allowed on TV you know
eliminat: "The tonice can play ball..... and then he took us inside and served us wafers..."
Primis: And the tonice balled while wearing his funny hat and gown
eliminat: "I'M THE tonicE BITCH!!!"
eliminat: Charlie Murphy: " and then the tonice... he just goes up to these kids on the corner right? ... well they're just walkin' along with this boombox goin' and playin the music ... and the tonice goes up to them and just busts out some dance moves... I mean he really tears it up... and these kids just jump back in surprise, dunno what to make of this white-dude in robes... well he just dances like no one dance.. musta had some of that Jesus Lord of the Dance shit going... and he finishes up and yells 'YOU'VE BEEN SERVED!!' ... and these kids... they just turn around and go running and crying that they been served so bad... they been served like I ain't seen no one served before..."
Primis: You're KILLING me
Primis: "Vatican! RESPECT!!!"
eliminat: You know you wanna see that episode!
Primis: yes. Yes I do.
eliminat: well that and the tonice being the target of a drive-by and using force powers to stop the oxets and calling down plagues upon the car
Primis: "OH SH*T! It's da' tonicE, son!!"
eliminat: "and raining down from the heavens came a terrible scourge of Killer Mimes!!"
eliminat: I don't think a true holy man can like Mimes
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