Hilarious NPO Application

[Electric Mango]

http://pacificorder.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=58331

You'll have to create an account to view it but believe me it's worth it.  This is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while.

Also who gave me the cookie under my avy?  Me likes cookies  

[Dontasemebro]

Screenshot it

[MotherAfrica]

Oh my god... He wrote a poem to describe how he feels on the NPO, WHY DONT WE HAVE APPLICANTS LIKE THIS?

Its like 4 or 5 pics long to post, I could copy it but he put in alot of images lmao its hilarious, definatly worth the join.

[Flask]

They denied him.

He should join here, where his application would actually be accepted.

[Dontasemebro]

send me his nation and I'll recruit him

[DrunkWino]

Hory SHIT! GO GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!


Wait, wait, wait, he did a serious version that'll probably get accepted. *sigh* Never mind

[KingRanter]

he mustve gotten rejected because of his inneficiancy in his "(wat 9000?!)"'s

[MotherAfrica]

Serouisly I want him to join RIA, :-(

[KingRanter]

yame2lol

[Preventer Wind]

Post #1  

Group: Not NPO
Posts: 7
Joined: 26-June 08
Resources:  
Nation: LoLzumad



 Ruler:CptnCrunk
Nation:Lolzumad
CN Forum Name (if none/unsure leave blank):
Recruited By (if none/unsure leave blank): Rick Astley




Vouch (if none/unsure leave blank): This man can ----->  
http://blogimages.bloggen.be/chotonictemoose/460-d425520ed2acfe3b122b0192b6d3a5ae.jpg
Link to Nation: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=217866
Please list previous alliances if any:FoA
How long a member?:I think two months, it could be 59 days so I dont know. If we assume the average month is 30 days I guess it can be two months but what if its like a crazy leap year february, then it would be over 2 months. Yeah crazy Febs lmao. So yeah two months. Like if I check my extended days its like 83. Well 84 since its 1 AM. Btw is this time in Pacific time or New Pacific time? What i dont get is that my people are caucasian yet they like bahai faith. So thats unique? I wonder if they use a similar calendar. So maybe in their calendar ive been alive like 10 months. Who knows. My nation is maturing so I think we're all that. So ill just end this by saying two months... I think.... Edit 2 months 1 day. Wait, we're talking about previous alliance? Yeah i been there for 2 months. But my nation has existed for almost 3 months. I have a high efficiency so I Guess that means Im moving along pretty well. Its like over 100. Im cruising atm.

Why did you leave?:Because none of them speak English and their forums are boring. The colors on that forum are so bleh. Not like these sexy colors, these colors are cool. Im a fan of blue and black, but you should see FoA forums, its such a lame forum layout. It make me sad on the inside. I dont think i left because the forums sucked, I left because i barely knew any of them. But the forum colors still make me sad because they're ugly. I know you guys appreciate some sexy colors. Yeah yeah. Anyway i left because it was kind of an everyone do their own thing alliance and not an interesting alliance like this one. Plus their forum colors suck. And I like posting in style.  You guys are cool cats.

Why do you want to join The New Pacific Order: I want to join the New Pacific Order because this is obviously the best alliance in Cybernations. You guys have a lot of people to talk to and Im not a big talker but Ill talk because I love to talk. Although Im on the East coast of the US so would I have to join New Atlantic Order? I know you guys hate me cause Im from the east side and you guys are west side. Anyway, I want to join the best alliance in this game because who wouldnt want to be in the best alliance in any game they try? Your alliance is sexy and I could add to its sexiness level. I imagine sexiness level is like Nation strength. And the people here adore the government so much theyd give em Blowjobs if they could. The happiness level here must be like over 9000 (Wat 9000?!?!?). Thats some crazy butt sex. I hope Im not rambling, back to the point. Id love to give you guys a cliche answer but I feel I can better express myself in a poem.

There is an alliance in Cybernations,
their name is NPO.
Where would the game be without them?
I'd never know.

Oh NPO, where you go?
Where my NPO?
If I dont see my NPO I'd smack dat hoe.
Oh oh, my NPO.

If I see someone from NPO,
I think to myself ho ho ho.
NPO, is like christmas snow,
Its pretty, like a hoe.

Oh NPO, where you go?
WHere is my NPO?
If I dont see my NPO Id smack dat hoe.
Oh oh, my NPO.


Everytime I see a member of GATO, I see 3 NPO.
They are always supermanning that hoe.
GATO runs, but they can never hide.
NPO is too far and wide.

Oh NPO, where you go?
WHere is my NPO?
If I dont see my NPO Id smack dat hoe.
Oh oh, my NPO.

Which alliance can stop the angry newbs?
Which alliance likes big boobs?
Which alliance to which I beat my meat?
Which alliance I kiss thy feet?


Oh NPO, where you go?
WHere is my NPO?
If I dont see my NPO Id smack dat hoe.
Oh oh, my NPO.


What can you offer the New Pacific Order? (RL and cyber skills etc): Well, I can offer my leet skills. Im good in World of warcraft, I got an full season 3 geared shaman. If I could make a formula I would add my nation strength to my ratings in WOW. Id easily be over 9000 (What 9000?!) I guess without my ratings Im over 9000 too. (What 9000?) I can offer my forum trolling. Id be all up threads posting constructive stuff whilst also bringing a comical atmosphere. Atmospheres are important because they keep our planet from gettting too hot. The rays of the sun are what 9000 but the atmosphere rick rolls the 9000 rays to stop the evil do'ers from getting to us.

The psyducks = the rays of the sun



           


What do you expect from the Order?: I expect order. I expect a number of sequential events leading up to my rise to power. I shall squash all that stands in my way and become the supreme ruler of cybernations. Oops, did I say that out loud? I mean im here to make a lot of friends in a friendly non alcholic zone whilst pwnin sum noobz. Its hammer time! *Does dance*



This is Captain Crunk, signing out from his application. Please consider me, Id really like to join NPO. ONly together, can we truly superman that hoe. The more you show, the

[MotherAfrica]

I lol @ his poem, I really want him in RIA.

[IronSoldier820]

That had me laughing so hard. I can't believe they denied him.

[KingRanter]

i can. they just can't understand true greatness