So, About 20 minutes ago, someone tried to 3d my door.
Well, they succeded in ringing it. However, since they rapidly, I thought something happened and made it to the door fast enough to see them run.
I thought "Oh fuck no", and ran outside. THey had scattered, but I saw one of them walking down the street. I ran towards them and yelled "stop". They ran. I managed to catch one of them, and put him into the "submissive lock" position. I picked him up off the ground, held his arms behind his back and told him "call your friends over", which he did. As soon as they were all their, I grabbed the back of his shirt and walked him to his parents house, where I gave his parents ALL of the kids and told them what happened. They were extremly unhappy with them and there was more then some yelling. They thanked me for letting them know and I left.
During the walk to their house though, the kids were begging me not to turn them in and told me multiple times they would never do it again. I'm guessing they didn't expect a US Army Vet to come bolting after and catch them. Especially at 11:00pm at night on a weeknight. At first, they refused to tell me where they lived, so I said "Got it. I'll give the police a call" and pulled out my cell phone. I was then directed to their neighborhood.
anywaey tldr:
I pwned some kids.