Ding Dong Ditching

[Pterrydactyl]

So, About 20 minutes ago, someone tried to 3d my door.

Well, they succeded in ringing it.  However, since they rapidly, I thought something happened and made it to the door fast enough to see them run.

I thought "Oh fuck no", and ran outside.  THey had scattered, but I saw one of them walking down the street.  I ran towards them and yelled "stop".  They ran.  I managed to catch one of them, and put him into the "submissive lock" position.  I picked him up off the ground, held his arms behind his back and told him "call your friends over", which he did.  As soon as they were all their, I grabbed the back of his shirt and walked him to his parents house, where I gave his parents ALL of the kids and told them what happened.  They were extremly unhappy with them and there was more then some yelling.  They thanked me for letting them know and I left.

During the walk to their house though, the kids were begging me not to turn them in and told me multiple times they would never do it again.  I'm guessing they didn't expect a US Army Vet to come bolting after and catch them.  Especially at 11:00pm at night on a weeknight.  At first, they refused to tell me where they lived, so I said "Got it.  I'll give the police a call" and pulled out my cell phone.  I was then directed to their neighborhood.



anywaey tldr:

I pwned some kids.

[dester55]

lol sweet.

[Fake from State Jarm]

awesome; next time wear a cape and when you're all done yell UP UP AND AWAYYYYY

[Pterrydactyl]

Actually, I was thinking of getting a costume and fighting crime.  I think i could probably get pepperball rounds for my paintball gun and stun enemies into submission with tasty spices!

[DrunkWino]

9/10

/would have been a perfect ten had you been naked

[Pterrydactyl]

They were almost really unlucky.  I happened to be cleaning my paintball gun and almost grabbed it, but thought it might be a bad idea if I did chase and capture anyone.

[Fake from State Jarm]

9/10

/would have been a perfect ten had you been naked and had sex with their mothers

fixt

[Vice Man]

Two thumbs up.
And yeah, running after some kids at night carrying something that looks like a gun = bad idea.

[Lord Doom]

next time you need to wear a batman costume


also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

[Flask]

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

[—-]

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Ahhh, I lol'd so hard at this.. Good job dude.

[Flask]

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Ahhh, I lol'd so hard at this.. Good job dude.

Loren....you....you....liked something I said?

*fanboy giggle*

[Fake from State Jarm]

dood she just wants your ass

[Flask]

dood she just wants your ass

Well duh.

[Fake from State Jarm]

lol she reminds me of that girl at the party who was trying to get me drunk and Loren me in the bathroom

[Vector]

also, expect them to egg your house the night before halloween (mischief night). or at least thats what everyone where i live does.

That would be the time to bring out the paintball gun, sit in the shadows next to your house, and just wait for the same kids.

Ahhh, I lol'd so hard at this.. Good job dude.

Loren....you....you....liked something I said?

*fanboy giggle*

um........
scared time nao kay?

[dark tyrant]

Wowza.

[Flask]

um........
scared time nao kay?

Internetz humor.

Learnz it.

[—-]

dood she just wants your ass

You know, you totally ruined my plan. ;_;

[Pterrydactyl]

I doubt they will do anything to my house again.

Some of them were crying when I brought them to the one guys house.  Also, the neighborhood has been strangly empty the past few days...