girls i dont recommend you read this
anywho
this post reminded me of a dream i had the other night where i would remove my cock and balls to wash them and then plant them back on when i was done, like playdough, only like, i had taken them off and were holding them in my hand and i heard my sister come home so i was running naked from room to room trying not to be caught with my cock and balls in one hand. so i was wearing shorts and i stuffed my cock and balls in them to hide them while i was running around. but because they were touching my groin they started to reattach. so i look down and find out that when i took my cock and balls off i didnt take them off all the way and i left a stump which regrew into a new set of cock and balls. and also the first set i was hiding there had reattached. so now i had 2 sets of cock and balls right next to eachother and they were a bit deformed, although i figured they would regrow further and get bigger. but that wasn't the problem, i knew if i ever tried to fuck a girl, the other cock would be 'outside' and getting hurt, it just wouldn't work. plus i didn't even know if either of them were capable of orgasm. so i knew i had to take both sets of cocks and balls off and replant one set, and i was dreading this because unlike before where i did it easily to clean them and shit, for some reason this was going to hurt a lot.
i also in the process of writing this realized what the dream was about, not even about sex, i was very divided about something, but anyway. this has been a presentation of llamavorian dream theater