I like my men/women like I like my...

[schneereich]

I like my women like I like my wine: 14 years old and kept in a cellar.

I like my women like I like my cup holders: they vanish from sight until you want to stick something in them.

And the one that inspired me: I like my men like I like my toothpaste: you think they're empty, then you squeeze them and a bit more comes out.

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