Acts of Gord

[Untelligent]

[a href=\"http://www.actsofgord.com/\" target=\"_blank\"]http://www.actsofgord.com/[/a]

"What do you think you're doing?"

"Well, I was looking at the map there. Specifically Oceania, and wondering how people managed to colonize it by sitting in little canoes and hoping they hit land. And of course, listening to Blumchen. While she is singing in German as you can hear, I am told by a German that she is in actually from England. That's just crazy enough to work if it's true."

"I meant this note from your collection company."

"Next time, say what you mean. I answered the question you asked."

"You sent me to collections of a game I didn't return."

"Ok."

"You can't do that!"

"I would raise the obvious point that I have already done that, and in fact you are holding the evidence to support my cause."

Customer walks into the store to speak to the Gord.

"I have been looking for Megaman X4 forever!  I've looked everywhere!  I really, really want it.  Do you have it?"

"Yes."

"New, used, or rental?"

"Yes.  All of the above."

"Ah good." And then he leaves.

"Err… Ok…."

Some people when faced with the end of a journey simply decide to begin anew I guess.

[Moth]

I've read them all already. The Tetris story is my favorite.

[Mr_Cynic]

An amazing website.  I once sat at my computer and just read them.  For four hours.  Straight.

[Vice Man]

I've read them all already. The Tetris story is my favorite.

Which one is the Tetris story? I've read them too, but I don't remember that one.

[Moth]

http://www.actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter36.html

The Tetris story. You can't help but feel sad for the kid. =(

http://www.actsofgord.com/Chronicles/chapter25.html

This one's pretty good, too. XD

[Vice Man]

Oh, thanks. The tetris one is good, but the other one is even better.

Also, 69 posts!

[Flask]

Awesome stuff.