If you go to Montpelier, North Dakota, you will find a small school. If you go into the school, and then proceed to the basement, you'll find yourself in a boiler room. Go into the boiler room, and you'll see blood spattered on the walls. On closer inspection, the blood forms a pattern... Words. Before you can read the blood, the lights turn off. You try to leave, but the door has slammed shut and is locked. It is said that fifty years ago, some punk kids locked the janitor in the boiler room while it was malfunctioning, exploded, and killed the janitor and the children. The spirit of the janitor now haunts the school, and lures children into the boiler room where he murders them in an act of revenge.
A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.
After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)
On a small island in the pacific, it is said you can find an odd shrine hidden in the forest.
It's odd because it stands flawless and no vine will grow on it.
It's not very large and consists of four carved columns and a small roof, with a large, almost perfectly round stone under it.
Apparently, there's a hidden mechanism in that shrine, something that moves the boulder away, revealing a circular opening.
If you slide down, you should end up in a large room filled to the ceiling with piles of gold and gems.
Sadly, you'll also see a few others.
People who get in cannot get out.
Of course, if there's air and light, it must come from somewhere, but if there's an exit, why is there still gold in that room?
Pray you never find out.
Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous. Take the children and go to the neighbors, said whichever parent was talking to her. We'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue.
The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.