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« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2007, 04:40:07 pm »
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I STATE THIS
I AM NO NINJA!
I AM SAMURI-KO!
A NINJA bears no loyalty to any lord, has no honor to forgive them of there sin.
I AM SAMURI if my lords with me to sneek in the shadow and dawn dark clothing kill there enemies with  
virulent poison then so be it. My honor is that much grater for not questioning what must be done
and willing to make any sacrifice in the name of loyalty.
A NINJA IS AN HONORLESS DOG!
I am samuri-ko
If u feel u must use that word plz call me a Shousuro Shinobi
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« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2007, 04:45:52 pm »
Your passion is inspiring, Samuri-Ko Soshiro. An "honorless dog" you are not.
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« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2007, 04:48:18 pm »
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HOW MANY TIMES MUST I STATE THIS
I AM NO NINJA!
I AM SAMURI-KO!
A NINJA bears no loyalty to any lord, has no honor to forgive them of there sin.
I AM SAMURI if my lords with me to sneek in the shadow and dawn dark clothing kill there enemies with  
virulent poison then so be it. My honor is that much grater for not questioning what must be done
and willing to make any sacrifice in the name of loyalty.
A NINJA IS AN HONORLESS DOG!
I am samuri-ko
If u feel u must use that word plz call me a Shousuro Shinobi

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« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2007, 05:09:17 pm »
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in!!

epic WINN!!


You must have fallen from heaven; that would explain how you messed up your face.

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« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2007, 05:11:46 pm »
As I was reading this topic, I looked down and saw this...

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I thought that said Chuck Norris. I thought to myself "I like where this is going." Chuck was about to kick some ass.

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« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2007, 05:12:52 pm »
I am sorry to disappoint you...
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« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2007, 08:21:39 pm »
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How about I'll be like Fred Flintstone and make your Bedrock.
See, I could totally see this working. It's so lame, yet, not totally-over used. Yet.
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« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2007, 12:52:48 am »
naruto ? what is this  naruto?  you speek of
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« Reply #28 on: December 25, 2007, 04:04:08 pm »
I like in stead of a pick up line you just get Axe and use that it works...

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« Reply #29 on: December 25, 2007, 05:12:16 pm »
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Bend over.

My staff has room for one more on it!
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« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2007, 12:13:14 am »
'hello, i have a penis, it's the one i was born with'

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« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2007, 12:41:35 am »
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'hello, i have a penis, it's the one i was born with'

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good Honest funny the kid mite have a shot
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« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2007, 02:29:46 am »
I'd Love to see the back of your head...
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« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2007, 02:32:15 am »
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I'd Love to see the back of your head...

'I'd love to see you naked in the mirror on my bedroom ceiling'
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« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2007, 02:34:51 am »
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I'd Love to see the back of your head...

'I'd love to see you naked in the mirror on my bedroom ceiling'
Nice dress... it would look really good next to my bed...
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« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2007, 08:21:55 am »
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I'd Love to see the back of your head...

'I'd love to see you naked in the mirror on my bedroom ceiling'
Nice dress... it would look really good next to my bed...

nice dress... it would look really good INVISIBLE
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« Reply #36 on: December 27, 2007, 02:42:32 am »
I lost My number can I use yours?...

I don't have a bed can I share yours?...

If you run out of batteries gimme a call...
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« Reply #37 on: December 27, 2007, 12:36:33 pm »
Hey neighbor give me some sugar

i swear to Bob this worked just once: My girlfriend and i wanna know if you'd like to join us?(i guess ina sense its not a pickup line but it got right to da point)
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« Reply #38 on: December 27, 2007, 12:59:33 pm »
*Knock* *Knock*

Pizza- and it has EXTRA sausage...
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« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2007, 03:15:27 pm »
The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.


How do you like your eggs? Fertilized?
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