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« on: February 14, 2008, 12:14:08 pm »
http://holyfuckingjes.us/

I am paying a guy I know $50 bucks to be the mascot. He kinda looks like Jesus. He drinks a lot of booze.
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 12:25:59 pm »
I think with this many religios people will be goning crazy.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 12:36:17 pm »
Yeah, what's worse is that with .US domains, you HAVE to indulge your name, address, and phone number.

So, I'm going to need a P.O. Box.

By the way, let me make clear that this is not going to be an anti-religious site. It's going to be a free email and image host. Also, I would be providing webspace at HolyFuckingJes.us for very low prices, too.

Essentially, HolyFuckingJes.us is a ad-driven free stuff site with a gimmick. A holy fucking awesome gimmick.

If I receive any death threats, though, I'll be sure to post them.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 12:58:51 pm »
Yeah, post them. I know it's not anti-religious, and even if it was I wouldn't care. But you can sued for sooooo much in the US, don't you think they can sue you for this, too?
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 01:06:06 pm »
They can kiss mine and holy fucking Jesus' ass.
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 01:28:49 pm »
You couldn't sue someone for this.
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 02:13:22 pm »
XFD

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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 03:26:13 pm »
hey i'm down the the J man and i think he has a sense of humor. if you get death threats though, do post them, just another part of the gimmick.

i've been told i look kind of like jesus (long flowing blonde hair, beard) but now i look like a mix between jesus and santa.
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 03:46:09 pm »
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 04:06:45 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2008, 04:12:28 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2008, 07:11:14 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2008, 09:00:17 am »
I heh'd once until I clicked the link, at which point I broke out in laughter.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2008, 09:02:53 am »
Yeah, this site would be pretty cool. Many people would hate Kenny for this, I'd love him for it.
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2008, 04:00:22 pm »
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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2008, 04:38:10 pm »
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2008, 09:11:21 am »
XFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFD @ that picture
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« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2008, 09:30:45 am »
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« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2008, 11:18:21 am »
That pic's really cool. KENNY FOR PRESIDENT!!
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