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Offline Damen

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« on: February 23, 2008, 10:33:00 pm »
Andy says:
>_> Random question, but are you truly a virgin?
loren says:
Yes. Why?
loren says:
I've never even had a real bf.
Andy says:
>_> Oh. Well...
Andy says:
wanna be a first?
loren says:
Sure?
Andy says:
*pulls down pants*
loren says:
Gasp.
Andy says:
*pulls your pigtails*
loren says:
Ouch.
Andy says:
*shoves CANDY deep into your throat*
Andy says:
ENF ENF ENF
loren says:
O:
loren says:
@:
Andy says:
OH GAWD
Andy says:
*splurges cream everywhere*
Andy says:
best sundae ever, right?
loren says:
Totally.
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 10:33:34 pm »
me and loren*
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 10:35:17 pm »
Wow, Damen.

Lanna 3, Damen 0

HAH!
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2008, 10:36:06 pm »
How is that Lanna 3? That's Lanna 2 Damen 1
« Last Edit: February 23, 2008, 10:36:16 pm by Damen »
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2008, 10:36:08 pm »
I think this constitutes as rape.
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2008, 10:37:08 pm »
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How is that Lanna 3? That's Lanna 2 Damen 1
I told you she sleeps around.

And this:

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Actually, your right
Andy says:
She does sleep around

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2008, 10:37:21 pm »
I hope so
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2008, 10:37:55 pm »
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How is that Lanna 3? That's Lanna 2 Damen 1
I told you she sleeps around.

And this:

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Actually, your right
Andy says:
She does sleep around

Lanna 3, Damen 0

>_>; Damn! *fkees*
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2008, 10:38:17 pm »
Hate you.
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2008, 10:38:45 pm »
HAHAHA!  Woot, 3 in one night!

I feel gooooooood.
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2008, 10:38:46 pm »
...wait...she said I was the only shes seeing at the time!!!

>_<

DAMN IT!

I COULDA BEEN HAVING THREESOMS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2008, 12:30:30 am »
totally got a hard on
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2008, 11:59:12 am »
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...wait...she said I was the only shes seeing at the time!!!

>_<

DAMN IT!

I COULDA BEEN HAVING THREESOMS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
Better have a threesom with two girls, not a girl and a guy.
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2008, 04:59:47 pm »
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...wait...she said I was the only shes seeing at the time!!!

>_<

DAMN IT!

I COULDA BEEN HAVING THREESOMS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
You pretty much were. I've been in her pants the entire time. Even when she takes them off, she can't get rid of me.
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2008, 05:28:06 pm »
Okay guys, I just had the weirdest fucking date ever.


So, I met this girl and we went out. It was kinda a blind date, right, met by a mutual friend. We went out, went to dinner and saw a movie. When the movie was over, it was clear by the way she looked at me that the date was not over. She said her parents were out for the weekend, so  we went over to her house. We watched some TV, and soon it was midnight and time to head home...or not. She looked in my eyes and took off her top. There was her bright red bra, laying out for everyone to see...and everyone being me. She unhooked her bra, and I saw the most beautiful thing ever. She stood up, we started to fool around, and she unbuttoned her pants...when she slowly took off her pants, I caught a glimpse of her bright red panties when suddenly FUCKING Leo jumps out and starts dancing in a circle. She's there, screaming at Leo, "This is not the time, Leo!"

That's when she told me her name was Loren.


...Goddamit.
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[23:02] loren: You're pants are very fun

Andy says:
lorens not responding so HI LORENS MOM
Andy says:
HELLO BARBARA
Andy says:
I KNOW YOUR NAME
Andy says:
I'VE SEEN YOUR DAUGHTER NAKED, HAVE YOU?
loren says:
FUCK YOU MAN
loren says:
SHE ALMOST SAW THAT
loren says:
O_O

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« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2008, 05:31:11 pm »
LOL.  Sounds like Loren, alright.
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« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2008, 08:07:16 pm »
Damen I told you not to tell anyone! ;__;
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« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2008, 08:26:18 pm »
leo has needs too.
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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2008, 11:38:23 am »
Damen, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2008, 06:56:19 pm »
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I do. I told you Loren, all I wanted was a piece of fuckin' cake, if you had given me that, I wouldn't have had to jump out and rape Damen to see if he had any.
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