Name a movie and I will rate it.

[C-zom]

Or watch it, if I haven't. I've seen hundreds of movies and its about time I start reviewing them. Most will be quick reviews, some large if I love the movie. (Innuendo ITT.)

Latest three movies I've seen:

The Descent Good old British still doing something good. A bunch of hot british chicks go cave diving and get trapped. They find out they're not alone, and the shit hits the fan. Sound crappy? It isn't. The worst possible idea ever got made into a kickass horror. The acting isn't good and half the time you expect everyone to break out in a sex scene since its sub-porno acting, but aside for that its damn good. The atmosphere and setting made this movie really scary. Night vision scene anyone? The ending really made me smile too. For once a smart slasher. Go figure. Monsters were badass for the first half then it really went overboard.

The Breach On the flip side of The Descent, this is an extremely slow paced study of Robert Hanssen. I know the man is supposed to be dry boring and cold but... thats not how you make a good spy movie. I was bored to tears with the acting and Robert was a walking statue. One has to wonder how the movie version even came into contact with the Russians let alone out witting everyone when you expect him to forget where he is any minute. Bad acting and cliches abound in this snooze fest.

No Country for Old Men What happens when you mix Terminator with the old west? You get an Oscar worthy movie. In this incredibally simple movie a man finds a lot of money in a car that was shot up in a firefight. He tries to escape with it, but a hitman has a GPS device in the bag. He hunts him down and slowly corners him. The killer himself is one of the most badass villains around and his unigue almost canned air gun rules. Also, the ending will hit you like a car.

[enragedlobster]

Juno
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Pan's Labyrinth
A Clockwork Orange
Requiem for a Dream
Atonement
Sweeney Todd
Kill Bill
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
2001: A Space Odyssey
Donnie Darko
The Matrix
Children of Men
Chasing Amy
Across the Universe

gl hf

[Joga Bonito]

Rate Never Back Down if you've seen it.

[C-zom]

Juno
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Pan's Labyrinth
A Clockwork Orange
Requiem for a Dream
Atonement
Sweeney Todd
Kill Bill
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
2001: A Space Odyssey
Donnie Darko
The Matrix
Children of Men
Chasing Amy
Across the Universe

gl hf

Seen them all. Prepare yourself!

[Flask]

I just watched "No Country" tonight. I liked it a lot up until the conclusion, which I kind of expected anyway.

[WestWind]

Seraphim Falls
Tremors
Coyote Waits (I'm going to rofl if you've seen this)
Willow

[Preventer Wind]

Sex Taxi.

[C-zom]

Juno: When I watch a 'feel good' movie, I want two things. A: Good characters B: Good mix of humor/serious. And I rarely watch those movies cause its apparently illegal in the United States of Testosterone.  Juno doesn't achieve either of my marks and delivers one of the most painful and annoying movies in a long time. Its so 'witty' it turns impossibly smug, with every other live a shot at wit that makes your stomach roll. Too much retarded humor/attempts at being cool. Wizard, anyone? And the cast is lame. Juno would only get banged by a crowbar, her boyfriend couldn't be more stereotypical and THIS MOVIE SUCKS.

Pan's: I'm not sure how to review this since this is more of a tale then it is a movie. Its morbid, depressing, and completely fucking cool. A girl ends up going to a camp with her mother to meet her (Officer) Step Father amidst the Spanish civil war. And she goes on a trip given to her by a creepy ass creature to do really odd stuff. Really morbid, interesting, and full of win.

[DrunkWino]

Blackula

[Dontasemebro]

Care Bears Movie

[C-zom]

Blackula

Its actually Blacula. Its a campy movie, but its funny.  I watched it a long time ago and I'd stick it on the same shelf with the original The Thing, Plan 9 and Rocky Horror. Good campy fun.

[DrunkWino]

Rocky Horror is fun *if* you get the experience. I'm talking the whole fucking wackjobs at the theater for a midnight screening type experience.

Next contestant:

The Last Dragon

[enragedlobster]

Juno: When I watch a 'feel good' movie, I want two things. A: Good characters B: Good mix of humor/serious. And I rarely watch those movies cause its apparently illegal in the United States of Testosterone.

I would hardly call it a "feel good" movie. It has elements of romance in it, yes, and things are good in the end, yes, but it's not a "feel good" movie.

Juno doesn't achieve either of my marks and delivers one of the most painful and annoying movies in a long time. Its so 'witty' it turns impossibly smug, with every other live a shot at wit that makes your stomach roll. Too much retarded humor/attempts at being cool.

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, every other thing my friends and I said was a shitty attempt at humor or being cool.

Wizard, anyone?

I have friends who say this. There's a lot of vocabulary differences across the US, and the vocabulary in this movie is common in some area.

Juno would only get banged by a crowbar,

She's not my avatar due to my love of the movie.

her boyfriend couldn't be more stereotypical

Agreed. I hate Michael Cera.

and THIS MOVIE SUCKS

k

[C-zom]

I would hardly call it a "feel good" movie. It has elements of romance in it, yes, and things are good in the end, yes, but it's not a "feel good" movie.

Any movie that gives you a tragic or misforuntuate (Or in my case, hilarious.) scenario and then rams humor down your throat like you're Andy Dufrain isn't actually sad. It was feel good because all it tried to do was make you laugh. I'm sure when the baby was born it was George Carlin or Bozo the clown.

I don't know about you, but when I was 15, every other thing my friends and I said was a shitty attempt at humor or being cool.

When I was 15--Er, I am now--I would have thrown myself off a bridge before I tried to say one line including the phrase burger and phone in the same sentence.

Nigga please, stop stompin my crib.

Same.

[enragedlobster]

It was feel good because all it tried to do was make you laugh.

Did we watch the same movie? The movie I watched was more drama than comedy.

When I was 15--Er, I am now--I would have thrown myself off a bridge before I tried to say one line including the phrase burger and phone in the same sentence.

Nigga please, stop stompin my crib.

Same.

k

Different senses of humor.

[enragedlobster]

[02:50am] EnragedLobster: Resolution to the argument: opinions lol

[smeeth]

Superbad

[dester55]

The nightmare before Christmas
Karas I and II
dazed and confused
grandmas boy
Harold and Kumar go to white castle
star wars 4-6

[iron snake]

Kung pow and Weird Al UHF

[pielord47]

Stalag 17