ATTN: Myspace Whores
- Taking a picture from above you might make you look thinner, but by now we have already figured it out. This only confirms the fact that you are a fat whore or a incredibly untalented "artistic" (see: crazy) slut.
- Everyone is allowed one mirror shot, because that has become a staple of all that is Myspace. If you have more than one, you probably need to get a REAL friend so that they can take a picture of you!
- Having 2500 friends on Myspace is a sure way to have ZERO friends in the real world.
- No one cares that you posted new pics.
- Jesus does NOT care if I refuse to forward a chain letter.
- If your background image would cause an epileptic seizure, then chances are it annoys all who see it.
- It is not necessary to fill out every survey that you see.... get out of the house and go for a jog if you are that bored.
- Your name is where YOUR NAME goes. Put your life story in your "About Me" section. (this one is for people named "~Birthday Girl woohoo*twirls finger*~~R.I.P Ducky~"... I mean seriously, what the fuck is that?)
- If you are fat, you have to know it, so please don't post a picture of your porky ass and then in your description label yourself "Slender/slim". That just shows the world that you are in denial.
- If you are thinking about posting pictures the size of a Post-it note, just stop. It's lame.