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« on: May 29, 2008, 05:57:55 pm »
I've been really inactive because I've been having a fuckload of sex with my now 1-month girlfriend. Not being with Lily is probably the best decision I've ever made. But I've only been able to get on the computer when she's not around, because we're either having sex, getting ready to have sex, or eating/walking outside. Im only on the computer when she's on the computer.




So....sex with her
or sex with RIA?


It's not like I'm june government...


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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 05:59:04 pm »
I bet your hand has MASSIVE calluses.
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« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 06:03:25 pm »
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I bet your hand has MASSIVE calluses.
I dont get it, my girlfriend isn't my right hand.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 06:05:10 pm »
Left hand then?

I could have sword this is the picture you sent me...

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« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2008, 06:07:01 pm »
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Left hand then?

I could have sword this is the picture you sent me...

If my hand was 5'3", DD, clear skin and great thighs, I wouldn't need a girlfriend.
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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 06:09:45 pm »
lol at the picture.

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2008, 06:19:04 pm »
But, I feel horrible when there's 5 pages of posts on this forum that I havent read.
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« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2008, 06:39:06 pm »
you should pee in her butt and take pics then post them here.
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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 10:44:05 pm »
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you should pee in her butt and take pics then post them here.


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2008, 10:45:56 pm »
btw pics or she dont exist


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2008, 10:50:17 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2008, 11:36:40 pm »
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And it better not be a pic I cna google...
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 12:31:51 am »
RIA only cuz Reos not here O the love to be made whn she comes home
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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2008, 02:22:40 am »
Shes not extraordinarily photogenic. But that's because she only looks good when she smiles.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2008, 02:23:43 am »
so whats his name?
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2008, 02:24:16 am »
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2008, 03:53:42 am »
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Shes not extraordinarily photogenic. But that's because she only looks good when she smiles.

That's a nice thing to say.

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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2008, 09:39:00 am »
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2008, 09:55:38 am »
I don't know how people can just... have... sex... with anyone. o.o

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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2008, 11:56:50 am »
As it turns out I had sex with the RIA earlier today without anyone noticing...

 


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