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dear RIA: i was just chosen bartender
« on: May 29, 2008, 06:44:41 pm »
so, my aunt who is 24 is getting married next week in vegas. most of my family can't make it to vegas so we are throwing a (family) party. obviously there's going to be drinks, so, someone has to make them. i've been somewhat interested in bar tending for a while, so i volunteered and my mom said it's fine.

there's going to be like 20 people and about 10-15 will drink.

here's my plan regarding drinks:


-jello shots (strawberry and lime)
-mojitos
-margaritas
-beer pong



what do you guys think of my list? any suggestions, comments, etc?
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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 09:04:14 pm »
beer pong at a family wedding gathering? I think not.

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dear RIA: i was just chosen bartender
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 09:52:56 pm »
I'd take Orange Juice and use food coloring to make it look like beer or wine
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 10:50:51 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 12:13:41 am »
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 09:18:31 am »
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dear RIA: i was just chosen bartender
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 09:33:56 am »
For fancy shin digs such as weddings, go with something classy.

My grandpa always made this awesome punch that tasted great but had enough liquor to make the party's fun.

It's always been a family favorite and I'm sure your family will love it too.

Southern Comfort Punch

1 fifth Southern Comfort
3 quarts 7-Up®
1 can frozen orange juice concentrate -- 6 ounce
1 can frozen lemonade -- 6 ounce

Mix liquor, orange juice and lemonade in a bowl. Add 7-up just before serving.

Garnish w/ sliced oranges for effect.






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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2008, 08:37:36 am »
Hmmmm i might try that myself later


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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 09:32:03 am »
add jaeger bombs so that everyone passes out

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