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« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2007, 08:48:07 am »
But little did you know that a huge rock was thrown up in the explosion. As you take control of the hill the rock falls down and crushes you. Now I take control of the hill and heavily fortify it with the help of my ninja-pirates and pirate-ninjas. I win and I'm also



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« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2007, 08:58:25 am »
*Solunsford slaughters entire hoard with rubber chicken nunchuku, finishing smeeth with a hard kick in the shin*

Takes over the hill

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« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2007, 09:41:35 am »
This is basic but umm i shoot you in the face. Bitches

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« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2007, 09:53:56 am »
i shove a rusty iron rod into every orifice of your body. you die of anal tetanus. i am now

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« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2007, 08:43:51 pm »
I let Fierce2 watch my videos he sees Chuck Norris and laughs his @$$ off all the way down the hill!!!
I am now..........

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« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2007, 08:46:58 pm »
I get out my phone... And my tabassco sauce and I proced to give you a Texas chilibowl. You run whimpering home to your mother so I am now




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« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2007, 09:24:46 pm »
i slap your mother and kill you

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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2007, 11:22:09 pm »
*Nuclear explosion*

I make a rock floating in space a hill, and take the place of...


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So I'm like, back or something?

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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2007, 11:22:30 pm »
Why did you slap my mom when it was your mom? Whatever I raise from the dead and proced to insery a granade into your rectum.


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« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2007, 02:58:23 pm »
unfortunately the gernade kills you too because you didn't back away quick enough.

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« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2007, 03:03:47 pm »
Just as unfortunate, you can no longer be king. *smashes a lead pipe into your head, knocking you off the hill into a pit of spikes*

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« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2007, 03:06:42 pm »
Little did you know that as you were installing that spike pit, I was installing a launch mechanism underneath it. So when I pull myself off of the spikes, because I'm Criss Angel, I hit the launch button a the spikes take off and home into your head. I regain control of the hill.

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« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2007, 11:17:07 pm »
wow I haven't been horribly mangle yet

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« Reply #33 on: July 10, 2007, 11:30:48 am »
I go up to you shoot you in you foot bash your head in with a rock roll you down the hill you fall into a pit of man eating dragons and they eat the flesh right off your body I pour salt on you so that you burn cause you have no skin!!! I AM NOW....



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« Reply #34 on: July 10, 2007, 01:25:21 pm »
Cuts your leg open with a six-foot long blade, then pulls out your femur, i then proceed to beat you with your own femur until you are bloody in the face. Then, i rip off your arms and beat you with them until your neck snaps, then i throw you off the hill into a pit of flaming sharp objects, which now makes me



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« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2007, 03:49:04 pm »
I go back in time and kill you as you are born

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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2007, 06:44:19 pm »
/me takes a wine bottle, smashes it over your head, knocks you unconscious

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« Reply #37 on: July 10, 2007, 07:09:15 pm »
*stays in pocket until you commit suicide*

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« Reply #38 on: July 10, 2007, 07:19:44 pm »
Pull's Leo out of pocket and goes into Lorens Pants



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« Reply #39 on: July 10, 2007, 10:46:29 pm »
shoots you in back before you get into Lorens pants

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