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There once was a strong warrior with a large wang, and he did a dance, to invoke the rites of tamburo which required a sacrificed virgin and lots of bacon and as the warrior danced he hit people wit a big cheese which smelt like crack Coke andine and cherries. However, as the man ate his wife came and then they ate the cheese, making them explode. When they blew each other and drank each others –censored-, they died. Something something something. Wow how lame that is nonsense. Back to the future!” he said, while eating a big cheese and drinking eack others orange tonic, they ran a race and then had to pitch a porcupice at the worlds strongest man in order to see how fast the strongest man could die. Then the porcipine bite the mans big, large, distgusting, deformed vile, inconsistent, estranged hairy, hideous, mutated taveged, ugly, dark steroid injected thing commonly known as a dang penis then he screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God damn prcipine!!! As the animal formerly known as Bittsex the Sexfiend scratched his eyes out of his head with his tongue while eating cookies and sucking on a huge, wile horrid, stinky, dirty French cheese wheel made of mice and roasted beans over a fire then they died by falling into a spikey hole filled with a tomato sauce that burns out the soul while tasting ass of animals like a pack of hungry vile huge, enormous, white nonsensical dumb stories that even I cant understand even if im retarded and crippled. The whole world is out to get my retarded ass b/c im stupis and partially homosexual b/c my dad’s a little drunk and beats me with his large big aluminum bat that he got bread and gave to brandons little sisters for lunch in a sandwhich then she died with his back turned to the wall, very quietly he suddenly snapped
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