Has anyone here been to a pool party recently?
It's ironic someone made this topic, because the girl who had the party the first time, Ashley, is ahving another birthday party, so it's basically a reunion.
By the way, a lot of stuff has been going down recently. Last time I checked, we had just gotten past the Kristin story, am I correct? So, after all of that, I didn't get any for awhile... Until a few weeks ago, before I went to Florida... This is how I found out I was depressed, you have to read the entire thing to understand.
Wizz and I go on these things called "adventures", where we go to random scary places, zombie infested old folks' homes (Believe me, that old black guy wouldn't have chased the car the way he did if he wasn't a zombie.), and exploring the patch of city near my neighborhood, where one night I was chased by police when I had gone alone. I escaped though, so that's good.
Anyways, after a short adventure and after we got lost, Wizz complains about wanting to go back home. Then she wants to take a nap. So, since we're going to sleep, I want to get a little stoned so I can sleep. Anyways, I get stoned, and we get into her parents' bed and start to try and go to sleep. But I can't and I keep shifting around. We then proceed to fight a little bit (We always fight, it's fun) and occasionally while fighting she'll try and grab my wang out of a joke, only with my super slow reflexes, she does grab it. And it feels GOOD, as stoned off my face as I was. If you people don't know, being stoned makes everything feel a lot better, including plain old fapping. So anyways, we keep fighting, and she does it AGAIN. Finally, she grabs it a third time and holds on. It completely paralyzes me with pleasure and awkwardness. She lets go and starts going back to sleep once I say I give up. So I actually am ready to go to sleep, because I don't want her to keep grabbing at it because she's one of my very good friends. So, I umm... Take off my pants, because there's stuff in my pockets and it's annoying. I turn away, shut my eyes and start to go to sleep...
After a minute or so, she grabs it again. I'm like "WOAH" and now I'm at a stiff-armed salute. The game goes on for awhile, then I stop pulling her hand away and just let her do... Whatever. She starts toying with it, and then I just... Well, I whip it out. She puts her hand on it and tells me she doesn't give handjobs. Now, Wizz is famous for loving to give and giving, umm...
So, this is my first time, mind you, and she starts... Doing the thing. It feels so insane, because I'm just so stoned, and it's never happened before, and it's weird...
And it takes a long time. I'm sure she was probably getting upset or something, because I think it took over an hour, with one break in the middle.
And afterwards... I felt... Bored. It was like someone said about the guy who plays Dr. House on the show "House", about how he found it he was depressed when he just got out of a wrecked car at a destruction derby and felt bored.
Well, that's how I felt. This should have been a big momentous thing for me, but I was actually bored...
Anyways, after that happened, I went to Florida, and I didn't see her for another week after that. And it's awkward.
END OF TALE
SO, NOW I've been trying to get a date with the Ashley girl for a LONG time, but it seems she's always busy. I know she's interested, I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm thinking of just waiting until her party and then showing my stuff there, but I dunno.