SO.
I'm currently staying at my parents house while I find a new place to live.
What happens?
Our pothead neighbor is going through my dads truck (all he would have found was trash), but it freaks my mom out, so she watchs him. Then, he goes towards our front door and tries to open it. She calls me down and I come toward her. She then called "Someone is trying to break in".
I moved down the stairs (lights were off), and over to the door, the next time i heard it rattle, I quickly undid the dead-bolt and rushed out to see someone wearing a black hoodie with the hood up.
I grabbed him and smashed him into the side of my house (breaking my moms like, 25 year old wodden bench), then knocked him to the ground and put him into the rear-naked choke (a hold I leaned in the army).
Well, I called "call the police", and they went to do it. I asked who he was and he said "carl".
I said... "like... Next-door carl?"
and he said "Yea man" (I pulled his hoodie down and recogized him.
I could smell the alcohol and I could tell that he was high as well. He said he had been hanging out in our driveway. I told him to go back home and he left.
Last I checked outside, he was wandering around in his year with his car door open and the parking lights flashing -_-'
Anyway.
TIP:
DO NOT TRY TO FUCKING ROB MY HOUSE.
ANOTHER TIP: Make sure your not alone when your drunk and high at the same time. It could result in SERIOUS injury inflicted by your neighbor who looks for any possible reason to chase down and eliminate people.