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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #120 on: April 23, 2010, 11:15:19 am »
you forgot to fix it too. It also electrocutes you --__--  :P

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #121 on: April 23, 2010, 12:14:12 pm »
lol, ;D you get resurrected and become a panty salesman for a very busy obese womans store.



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #122 on: April 24, 2010, 10:30:53 am »
You get fired from your job, and become a panty salesman for a very busy obese man's store. haha jk

You get haunted by a dead serial killer clown.  :-X

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #123 on: April 24, 2010, 12:09:23 pm »
You get 3000(+/-199) nooks. Nooklear holocaust in 3..2..1..*IC**BOOM!*


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #124 on: April 24, 2010, 08:34:28 pm »
*moves machine into bomb shelter*
You get radiation clean-up!

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #125 on: April 25, 2010, 12:27:28 am »
Damn you! I had that bonus up until about a week ago when one of the idiots in my trade circle canceled.

You switch out with me before the blast and get irradiated to high heaven.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #126 on: April 25, 2010, 04:29:05 am »
Haha, I haven't cared about my trades for a while now... Idiot nations keep disappearing. Anybody got a good trade circle for me?


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #127 on: April 25, 2010, 05:13:39 am »
Not unless you got oil and aluminum. That's the fucker who canceled resources.


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #128 on: April 25, 2010, 08:07:58 am »
You get a Rhino, whose name is Dave.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #129 on: April 25, 2010, 08:14:06 am »
You trade me a bag of chips for Dave, he likes you even less.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #130 on: April 25, 2010, 11:30:30 am »
You get barbecued by a homicidal madman with a ww2 era flamethrower!  :-\

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #131 on: April 25, 2010, 11:49:15 am »
You get a thousand counterfeit coins back. *Ultra Fail/Greatest crime in US history*

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #132 on: April 25, 2010, 04:20:01 pm »
you get attacked by a group of angry retired ten pin bowlers!


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #133 on: April 26, 2010, 08:24:39 am »
Your cat pees on you... during a business meeting.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #134 on: April 26, 2010, 01:26:04 pm »
Your dinosaur shits on you... in the same business meeting.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #135 on: April 26, 2010, 08:20:44 pm »
You get a smack across the face

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #136 on: April 27, 2010, 12:38:41 am »
You get swallowed by a giant mutant cockroach!




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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #137 on: April 27, 2010, 07:33:46 am »
Someone with AIDS jizzes on you.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #138 on: April 27, 2010, 05:08:25 pm »
You get your mouth washed out with soap!...lol



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #139 on: April 28, 2010, 05:21:29 am »
You get your mouth washed out with jizz

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