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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #160 on: May 01, 2010, 08:36:43 am »
You get a fluffy teddy!

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #161 on: May 01, 2010, 09:35:56 am »
You get a very angry >:( African Gorilla!



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #162 on: May 01, 2010, 10:00:30 am »
You don't get actually,you lose your virginity by a bull that saw you when you were naked  :o
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #163 on: May 01, 2010, 10:13:27 am »
Your steam account gets deleted.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #164 on: May 01, 2010, 10:22:56 am »
You get a B-2 bomber.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #165 on: May 01, 2010, 03:32:39 pm »
you get a pile of saw dust


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #166 on: May 01, 2010, 04:14:39 pm »
You get the vending machine.... Oh crap, it's fried, and you don't have the key to get to the now liquefied coins in the holding bin.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #167 on: May 01, 2010, 05:42:27 pm »
 :oYou get run over by a stampeding herd of buffalo! ... ... ... ... . . . :(


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #168 on: May 02, 2010, 07:34:05 am »
You get forced to eat a pile of human shit  :o ----------------------Insert coin----------------------------------
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #169 on: May 02, 2010, 09:22:04 am »
You spontaneously combust! :o

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #170 on: May 03, 2010, 06:22:14 am »
You get violated by a tentacle monster  :-X

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #171 on: May 03, 2010, 10:12:47 am »
You get a bag of hair! :P



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #172 on: May 03, 2010, 09:11:54 pm »
You get a bag of old pubic hair.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #173 on: May 03, 2010, 09:34:53 pm »
You get a bag of hammers! :P



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #174 on: May 03, 2010, 09:45:05 pm »
you just got a hippopotamus.with three legs and bad breath.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #175 on: May 04, 2010, 12:20:06 am »
you get mike tyson punch-out

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #176 on: May 04, 2010, 12:23:33 am »
You get a video of you inserting your coin.... and everything that will happen for 24 hours after that..  :o


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #177 on: May 04, 2010, 06:57:13 am »
you get to be a celeb for a day.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #178 on: May 04, 2010, 08:14:04 am »
you get this:
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #179 on: May 04, 2010, 09:30:30 am »
you get blind folded and sent directly to a firing squad where you get gunned down!  :o



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