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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #200 on: May 08, 2010, 11:19:12 pm »
You get a super cool and powerful laser pointer that you press the button to turn it on but it faces the wrong direction and burns out your eye balls

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #201 on: May 09, 2010, 01:08:41 am »
You get a hooker, with AIDS.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #202 on: May 09, 2010, 11:17:51 am »
you grow large natural breast! :P



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #203 on: May 09, 2010, 03:16:43 pm »
you get a new Harley Davidson

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #204 on: May 09, 2010, 04:00:27 pm »
You get to pay for all the gas I ever use and all the insurance I ever need on my new harley! :o


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #205 on: May 09, 2010, 04:26:31 pm »
you get to wake up from your dream and find out the Harley is made out of peanut butter

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #206 on: May 10, 2010, 07:02:29 am »
you get a rootkit.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #207 on: May 10, 2010, 11:19:14 am »
you get hacked by someone with a rootkit and they siphon all your private info! :'(


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #208 on: May 10, 2010, 08:02:42 pm »
you get a used thong from a transvestite hooker

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #209 on: May 10, 2010, 09:50:56 pm »
you get a cactus shoved up ut ass

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #210 on: May 11, 2010, 06:07:09 am »
you get a cacatuar shoved up your ass.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #211 on: May 11, 2010, 05:00:54 pm »
you get a suitcase with a million dollars inside of it but as son as you open it up it all bursts into flames =P

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #212 on: May 11, 2010, 07:53:36 pm »
You get a thumb up your ass. *Ic*


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #213 on: May 11, 2010, 08:38:45 pm »
You get a guienni pig up ur ass

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #214 on: May 11, 2010, 08:45:51 pm »
You get a mandatory rectal exam! :-[



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #215 on: May 11, 2010, 09:22:05 pm »
you get everything that was shoved up everyone's ass in this thread.....JACKPOT :'(

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #216 on: May 11, 2010, 09:25:41 pm »
You get stuck in an elevator with a very fat and smelly man with no moving space.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #217 on: May 11, 2010, 10:01:21 pm »
you get a really super cool wool hat
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #218 on: May 11, 2010, 10:04:04 pm »
You get a personal body guard

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #219 on: May 11, 2010, 10:05:11 pm »
you get hit in the testicles with a golf club! :o



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