The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Rorick]

Granted, but Delta kicks your ass for trying to eat him.

I wish [fill in the blank. 8D].

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now you get this wish:

I wish to never have bacon or waffles ever again.

And guess what...it comes true

I wish I was at the hospital...b/c Delta just stabbed me and ran my legs over w/ a steamroller.

[Rorick]

Granted, but it's in Africa. Have fun with third world hospitals.  


I wish this headache would go away.

[king maguga]

Granted, your headache goes away but it leaves you blind.


          I wish could be invisible when ever I wanted to be    

[Viper6525D]

EDIT: Damn you beat me!

Granted, but I accidentally run you over when you were invisible.

I wish I knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[king maguga]

Granted, but right after the wood chuck tells you how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, it turns ravenous and gnaws through your neck and you die!

  I  wish that I could think of an uncorruptable wish

[Rorick]

Granted, it's corrupted.

I wish we didn't have four captain planets.

[Viper6525D]

Granted...now we have 5!

I wish I had diplomatic immunity in the US.

[king maguga]

Granted, buy a private island and start your own country and then you can have diplomatic immunity in the US..but your plane crashes on your first diplomatic trip to the US and you die.

    I wish I had diplomatic insanity world wide!   :

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but your insanity causes zombies to come from the dead, but instead of killing you, they all gangbang you!

...(ive been playing too much L4D)

I wish for a glass of water and I gave it to Gangs.

[Rorick]

Granted, but it turns out to be hydrochloric acid, and he trips and splashes all of it on you.


I wish for a million bucks.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now you have 1 mill Milwaukee Bucks fanboys wearing Buck costumes living w/ you.

I wish I had a bigger attention span so I can read more than one page of a novel.

[king maguga]

Granted , but the next page you read has a total of 85 trillion words on it.


                    I wish I could speed read

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but you read so fast, you cant understand the book, and you cant slow down.

I wish I finally put my target in anarchy already!

[Rorick]

Granted, but three of his friends gang up on you and perma ZI you.


I wish there wasn't so much snow here. XP

[Viper6525D]

(Lucky bastard)

Granted...now it all melted, and now your surrounded by over 10 feet of water. Enjoy the flood.

I wish I had another glass of water and this time it really is H2O...and I gave it to Myrrh this time.

[Rorick]

Granted, but it was laced with cyanide, and you kill her and you're charged with first degree murder.

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.

[king maguga]

Granted, It becomes extremely fast... but then you close it and
             it seals shut and you can never get it open again.      
             
             
         
              I wish politicians weren't corrupt!

[Rorick]

Grated, but now everyone else becomes corrupt, and the politicians kill everyone in their attempt to  rid the world of unmoralistic behavior.

I wish this war would end soon....(Hows about yesterday?)

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but when the smoke clears, your nation has been destroyed beyond repair.

I wish I can fight a new war w/ a new target w/ a bigger warchest.