The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but it turns out you're anorexic and die b/c you find out all you've been eating and dying for was lies!

I wish I didnt had a stomach flu atm.

[Rorick]

granted, but now you have leprosy.

I wish I could eat meat on Fridays during Lent.

[king maguga]

Granted,you can eat meat during lent, but you've gone mad and the only meat you crave eating is live wild ostrich so you travel to africa and arabia to try and catch one of these very large swift-footed flightless birds but you fail miserably and die of dehydration running after an ostrich in blistering arabian sun!    


          I wish that taxi cabs would be free of charge for intoxicated people

[Rorick]

Granted, but after losing thousands of dollars they charge triple for sober people, which causes the sober people to boycott the taxi company which cause every single taxi company in the world to go defunct and thus, no more free rides just because your hammered.

I wish mah spoon wasn't too big.  

[Viper6525D]

Granted, and now its only one inch tall...oh...wrong spoon...oh well, my job is done. Have fun w/ your shortcomings.

I wish for my own kick-ass theme music.

[Rorick]

Granted, but every time it's played, somebody literally kicks your ass. And every fifth time it's played, they also throw in a "nut cracker". >.> Have fun.

I wish [it's another fill in the blank, whoever gets it right wins 50 free tech. ].

[king maguga]

Granted, you receive the sex change operation you wished for.  

   I wish that gasoline for automobiles was free!





                                      " send the tech I got it right!"  lol

[Rorick]

((Not right, but I'll send it asap cause you made me lol. Currently in peace mode, and can't get out until at least monday. Just keep reminding me of it.))

Granted, but all major oil companies stop producing diesel/Unleaded as it is a major money loss, and thus forces everyone to take jet liners every day, which is hugely more expensive than if car gas hadn't been set to free.

I wish for more tech. XD

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then you get nuked and lose it all.

I wish I knew the answer to this EXTREMELY DIFFICULT math question:

2+3=

[Echorion]

Granted, 5, but now ervybody thinks that your IQ score is 2, and you get sterilized so that you will never have offspring with the same IQ as you - artificial natural selection?

I wish that I had a PPL.

[king maguga]

Granted, I'm not sure what you mean by ppl so just for the hell of it and for the sake of continuing this insanity,
I'm going to assume that in this case ppl stands for "private pilot license " LOL
So you get your ppl and on your first flight you fly into power lines and explode in a fire ball of death!.  


                I wish I would win the lottery for millions upon millions of dollars!  

[Rorick]

Granted, but it all falls on top of you and crushes you to death. Oh, and also, it's counterfeit.


I wish my target was weaker, so I wouldn't have to rely on other to help me fight him.

[Viper6525D]

Granted....his NS now has gone down by....

.01

Enjoy the pumbling

I wish for the next person who posts in this topic's wish would come true.

[Jenne]

Granted, but...

I wish to unwish your wish.

[Rorick]

Denied!

I wish for $10,000 real cash, not stolen and not counterfeit, and no one else has any rights to it. >.>

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but even though I have no right to it, I kick your ass and take it anyway.

I wish  

[Rorick]

Granted, but now  



I wish I could kick your ass and get my money back.  

[king maguga]

Granted, but now    


  I wish deep fried mozzarella sticks were healthy to eat!

[Echorion]

Granted, but you try to eat so many at once that they get stuck in your throat and you slowly suffocate on them

I wish that I had something better to do then post spam

[Rorick]

Granted, but now it's holding up convenience stores every other Tuesday.


I wish