The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Echorion]

Granted, but you die in the fight. But also because unfinished sentences piss me off.

I wish that I had a bigger warchest.

[king maguga]

Granted, you have the biggest war chest in history!...but then you accidently delete your nation.
   


                   I wish money grew on trees!

[itida]

granted, but every time you tried to take on off it would burn your hand

i wish i was 2 inches taller

[Rorick]

Granted, but you get into a horrible car accident and they have to amputate both your legs off from just below the knees.


I wish I was dead.....

[king maguga]

Granted,but now you have been resurrected and you are glad that you have been included in life and you start to  persue your dreams and face the challenges that life presents you head on.




           
              I wish people would focus on what they have in life instead of focusing on what they do not have.
                   

                  "change the way you look at things and the things you look at will change"

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but everyone is so content with what they have, their internal desire dies and everyone stops going to work, our economy collapses and we're invaded by Cuba.

I wish my dog could talk.

[Gangs]

Granted but then he decides to become a singer and makes

this

guy his role model.

I wish my new Group commander died painfully.

[Rorick]

Granted, but they're resurrected and learn that you were the one behind their death and so put you to death in an even more painful way than they died.


I wish that most of TOOL were a bunch of whiny ass wimps complaining every time someone declares on their nation.

[itida]

granted but they still manage to kick your ass

i wish the war will get over already

[Rorick]

Granted, but it ends in a landslide defeat for Sparta.


I wish TOOL wasn't a bunch of noobs.

[Echorion]

Wish Fail.

I wish that my infra level were at 1999.9 right about now.

[king maguga]

Granted but it's minus -1999.9

    I wish all the insects in the world would get into a giant space shuttle and fly into the sun and die!



                                                           
                                                             

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but due to the sheer multitude of insects, the giant rockets needed to propel the shuttle into space burn all the humans to ashes.

I wish dudes in public rest rooms wouldn't make strange noises when they piss, it really freaks me out.

[Rorick]

Granted, but now they are forced to do a strange, ritualistic dance, which includes spraying everyone in the restroom with their piss.


I wish I wasn't so hard to move. (From a house, moving to another state in a few months. XP)

[Jenne]

Granted.  Someone steals all your shit.

I wish I had a afro.

[Echorion]

Granted, but some rascist basterd shoots you and cuts of your hair post mortem.

I wish that humans could fly and birds couldn't

[Rorick]

Granted, but now if a human touches the ground, they die......


I wish our forums hadn't been hacked....  

[Viper6525D]

Granted, so instead, you get hacked!

I wish everyone would stop telling me to get a mohawk.

[Jenne]

Granted.  You get one, and then everyone thinks your a freak and stops talking to you all together.

I wish someone would fix my mask already.

[Gangs]

Granted, but you get masked to "banned      -apples denied"
I wish i would stop contemplating suicide...