The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Echorion]

You went into the black hole, and lived - but only for a few nanoseconds as you were crushed by its insane gravitational pull.

don't forget: Fg= GM1M2/r2
M1 = approaching infinity
thus Fg = infitity

enjoy getting crushed

I wish that everyone has a Merry Christmas!


-- Merry Christmas RIA! I love you all

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but it turns out 1/2 of the people here dont celebrate Christmas, and get offended and riot to your house.

The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

I wish I could smash anything I could for a day.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but then you have to pay for it all, have no money, and have to sell your body to make money.  You grow strangely accustomed to having your pooper reamed and turn gay.

I wish I had a pillow made up of boobs

[Jenne]

Granted, but they are your Mom's boobs.

I wish my ninja would stop falling over.

[triviuum]

Granted, it is now broken.

I wish for the whole week off of work.

[Viper6525D]

Granted...Congratulations! You just got fired!

*one week later*

Congrats! You now a worse job w/ longer hours, horrible conditions, no health benefits, and little pay!

I wish for more egg nog...and a root beer float.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but the sickening concoction of nasty eggnog mixing w/ the float  in your stomach makes you violently ill and permanently unable to have erections.  

I wish I was magic

[Jenne]

Granted.  You turn yourself into a toad.

I wish my brother in law was not a useless scumfucking lazy piece of shit.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then he gets off his lazy to begin his new life as a serial killer by killing you.

I wish for the power to enter and alter people's minds.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but you enter my mind and go fucking ballistic at all the fucked up shit in my head.

I wish I wasn't so fucking crazy

[Jenne]

Granted, but then you become boring.  

I wish update didn't come at midnight.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, update now happens at random times through out the day, and when I say random times of the day, I mean when you're too busy taking a big fat shit.

I wish I was the candy cane in your avatar.

[Reoga]

Granted, but she is now a fat man in his late 50s.


I wish for a CN war to happen.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but everyone declares war on you and you get nuked.

I wish I had some dip w/ these chips.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but the dip is my jizz mixed with piss and blood.

I wish RIA and IRON were on the same side

[Jenne]

Granted, but everyone else is against us.

I wish my Dad's christmas present would show up.

[Reoga]

Granted, bit its more for your mom

I wish mah spoon was not too big.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but now your hands look huge when you grab it, and no man wants a girl with big hands cuz it makes their weiner look small.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now you're an overachiever whose stressed to the point of depression.

I wish I could invent delicious bacon flavored ice cream.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but I tie you naked to a chair and force you to watch me eat every yummy morsel of it.  

I wish I had a chair and some rope.