Author Topic: The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation (Read 162117 times)

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #280 on:** January 13, 2010, 02:53:42 pm »

Granted, but it's actually salt

I wish I was greater than God.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #281 on:** January 13, 2010, 09:47:15 pm »

Granyed, but your still not greater than Chuck Norris, and he kills you b/c he says there can only be one person greater than God...him.

I wish my Wii wasnt broken.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #282 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:34:30 am »

Granted, your Wii is fine, but you wee wee is now in a cast and itches terribly.

I wish I could control my dreams

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #283 on:** January 14, 2010, 02:44:36 pm »

Granted, but your dreams are always you having sex in an inescapable room.

I wish I had a Porsche and it wasn't destroyed, stolen, damaged, or other wise unusable.

Jenne · « **Reply #284 on:** January 14, 2010, 05:02:17 pm »

Granted, but it's painted like a pink vagina and smells funny.

I wish I didn't have to shave all the damn time.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #285 on:** January 14, 2010, 07:15:32 pm »

Granted, but now everyone thinks your Santa Claus now due to lack of shaving and everyone keeps bugging you for the rest of your life about what they want for Christmas.
PS: I want a new drum set.

I wish for a new drum set.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #286 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:01:07 pm »

Granted but it's sacred and you aren't worthy of even polishing it.

I wish I had 1000 Hot women around me.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #287 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:55:17 pm »

Granted, but one of them chops your legs off, and they all laugh as you die from lack of blood.

I wish for a kickass katana.

Echorion · « **Reply #288 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:55:15 am »

Granted, someone else kicks your ass with it though...

I wish I would have a personal ice-cream maker/machine.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #289 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:41:43 pm »

Granted, it doesn't work though

I wish for my legs back.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #290 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:36:10 pm »

Granted, but they're put on backwards, making it almost impossible to sit down or walk.

I wish I could punch a baby

Viper6525D · « **Reply #291 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:01:20 am »

Granted, but it fights back and kills you.

I wish for death by snoo-snoo...futurama reference.

Jenne · « **Reply #292 on:** January 16, 2010, 09:27:53 am »

Granted, but it takes on a new meaning now and you get gored by a rhino.

I wish futurama didn't suck so much so I actually got that reference.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #293 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:13:00 pm »

Granted, now everything you like sucks twenty times worse.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

Electric Mango · « **Reply #294 on:** January 16, 2010, 07:37:30 pm »

Granted, but you're the Chuck Norris who fought and was killed by Bruce Lee.

I wish I could turn anything into bacon.

Viper6525D · « **Reply #295 on:** January 17, 2010, 12:43:46 am »

Granted, but then you turn your dick into bacon during your alone time

I wish 2+2=5

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #296 on:** January 17, 2010, 10:03:50 pm »

Granted, but two some how becomes one meaning you have one less testical.

I wish I could see the future.

Echorion · « **Reply #297 on:** January 18, 2010, 03:45:43 am »

Granted, you see a short one minute flash clip made by a 10 year old showing him growing a beard - and who calls it the future.

I wish that I have a cellar full of German Beer.

Crazyman93 · « **Reply #298 on:** January 18, 2010, 10:04:29 am »

Granted, there's also a shark swimming in it so you can't get any, it's cheap ass Pißwasser, an export only beer.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Echorion · « **Reply #299 on:** January 19, 2010, 09:42:18 pm »

Granted, but only into the form of a Durian shaped like a Jackfruit

I wish there would be three naked, hot, chicks sitting on my lap, who I don't have to pay

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