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« on: January 01, 2010, 02:21:49 am »
So RIA it's officially new yeaRs eve and yours trly has had a good time  if you want to see the full spectacle of my debochery please visit the iron embassy, we have cake and porn so i don't have a point for this thread other than to say hppy frekin nw year can you guss theat ive had a beer or two or 32 cux gess what ive had or mybe im faking but im not............so you guys are like the fat girl that i call when i'm horny  lol

so does anyone else have any good new years stories or does anyone want to hook up with me  

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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2010, 02:24:23 am »
I wonder if you will remember this in the morning.

Also what about anal with cupcake?

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2010, 02:38:07 am »
I do have a story...I just dont feel like telling you people

In a nutshell, it involved liquor, s0da, and plenty of bow-chicka-bow-wow...
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2010, 02:40:55 am »
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I wonder if you will remember this in the morning.

Also what about anal with cupcake?

wait, who are you?

the only thing that will make me remember you is when i try to take a dump and your wad.............er never mind....



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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2010, 08:20:26 am »
cupcake and sodomy


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 06:44:26 pm »
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A drunk Mango has summoned me to these boards with promises of cake a porn.


We have no drunk mangos but I know a Drunkwino, sir.  :lolcharge:

You should be masked shortly fyi.

 Mango, do they even know you over there?

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 08:49:18 pm »
They are obviously ashamed of me XD

Oh and I meant to go to the IRON embassy located on your forums but it's great that you'll be masked at ours now as well.  

I act different here than at my own alliance.  You guys bring out my wild side.  I'm not sure I'll be able to have wild sodomy w/ anyone at our embassy.  
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2010, 09:31:54 pm »
Mango, I'm not sure I can take just being your mistress forever. Just tell your wife(IRON) about me and make 'em deal with it!
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2010, 09:51:08 pm »
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They are obviously ashamed of me XD

Oh and I meant to go to the IRON embassy located on your forums but it's great that you'll be masked at ours now as well.  

I act different here than at my own alliance.  You guys bring out my wild side.  I'm not sure I'll be able to have wild sodomy w/ anyone at our embassy.  

I'm going to bring out your wild side over there.

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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2010, 09:56:16 pm »
Leo, I'm sorry but we have to keep this a secret.  You can come to my alliance but you have to tell them that you're my cousin.  If they knew we were butt raping each other they would be extremely jealous and all my stuff would be in garbage bags and strewn all over the front yard.

Thunder Strike, don't turn this good boy bad.  No one knows I'm a perv over there.  



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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2010, 09:59:55 pm »
Then they don't know the real you ...

Does this affair mean nothing to you? After everything we have done for you!!!
We are the only ones who will truly ever love you.

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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2010, 10:01:59 pm »
I know I know, but IRON is loaded and when they die, I'll get a huge inheritance.  Just a little bit longer guys, then we can be together forever.



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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2010, 10:14:00 pm »
And then can we run away to South America like we always dreamed of and live like kings?

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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2010, 10:25:31 pm »
Yes like kings, we'll sip drinks w/ fruit and umbrellas poking out, take long walks on the beach, slather baby oil on each other............getting really horny now...back in 3 minutes  



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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2010, 10:27:08 pm »
Don't forget the peanut butter.

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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2010, 10:53:59 pm »
Sorry it took so long, I remembered the peanut butter but I couldn't find my wooden spoon anywhere.  I had to borrow one from the neighbors but it's just not the same.



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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2010, 11:07:29 pm »
Yes, your wooden spoon has the perfect handle.
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2010, 11:13:08 pm »
Did you take my spoon?  How do you know about the perfect handle?  You will respect my au-thor-a-tie...mmmk



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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2010, 11:15:44 pm »
*shifty eyes* I don't have your spoon.

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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2010, 11:26:10 pm »
Won't they be confused when you're jerking off your cousin?
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