Me
Oh, my favorite and only talking cupcake. We've both been here a while, and it shows in your stale frosting, but worry not my buddy, I will certainly never eat you before dinner. We've both been here for a long time. We may both be here for a longer time. However, we may not be. Life takes us on a winding road where the curves occur too quickly for our reactions and in which sometimes even one day at a time is too fast. While we've had a fun rivalry, we've always had a good friendship that traced back to our beginnings here.
Like any path, our routes took a few detours before we reached this point in time. You, obviously, went on to be a great part of our government. I, also obviously, went on to be a small part of a comedic troupe originating from a frozen lake southwest of the Swan Lake spoken of in RIAen folklore. I can tell you from my heart, though, that I am glad you were able to accomplish the things you have for this alliance. Your views have helped shape our policy and your image has become a part of what we are. I know that many here would fight under the banner of a cupcake almost as quickly as that of a cactaur because of you. Congratulations.
Keep it up, for we must never falter, it is never enough, we can always improve, you can improve, you can improve us, we can improve you. Together, we are great, together... we are R I A.
Final Rating: Iloveyouman/Nohomo