Where's my kickback for voting for you?
There are no kickbacks for voting for me, only the satisfaction of knowing that you did this alliance AND this planet a huge favor. Stop being so selfish. Now, that's not to say that there's not money to made off of me. Want to earn $15.00 the hard way?
I am getting worried. My wife, at the start of the playoffs, predicted a Green Bay vs Pittsburgh superbowl. She then picks the Jets upset of New England. And then to top it off, she picked the Pack to win it all. Is she in danger of growing a penis?
Yes, and as her husband you have an obligation to suck her off whenever she asks, also make sure to cup her balls. Chicks dig that shiznick. I am also sending you 500 Mango dongs to give to your wife. Instuct her to parlay that on the upcoming NBA games. I will use that to hire strippers to service government members of the RIA.
I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay
Easy, cut your penis and push it inside of you like a vagina. You are now a woman and can have sex with as many men as you want without the fear of being gay. That or have sex with Leo, everyone does that anyway and can't be considered gay sex since he's pretty much the cum dumpster of the RIA.
Impeach.
There is to be no talks of peaches in this thread, or any other fruit besides Mango's for that matter.
You have failed me. I had to do that project all by myself and it sucked donkey tits.
You need to give me more notice that 1 hour Leo. Besides, last night I was in no shape to do anything. I drank myself into a coma after watching the Steelers lose to the Packers. I'm lucky to be alive at this point.