What Personality Defect Are You?

[Mia]

No you don't, you just care about anything that moves.

[Leo]

Correction: I just care about anything that I can have sex with. Coma's ain't gonna stop this trainwreck, honey.

[Mia]

Don't call me honey, I am not into you. My heart is owned and you're not getting anywhere near this.  I am an ice queen and feel my wrath.

[Leo]

You already used that line. Gotta give me some more originality if ya wanna make it in this biz.

[Mia]

I am a robot, we have no originality. Boring you off will make you find a new interest.

[Leo]

No, it will just allow me to keep trying new approaches until one works.

[Snowbound Milk]

No, it will just allow me to keep trying new approaches until one works.

(psst, say you want to upload your data inside of her)

[Mia]

No approach works, I am untouchable.

[Ogaden]

lol

Hippie
You are 43% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.
 
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

[Mogar]

Class Clown

You are 43% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...

I really need to stop thinking so literally...

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance). You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself", you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying, sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on my hips, doing nothing once again!

 

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard oxy, the Smartass, and the Brute.

[C-zom]

Robot

You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

[morrison]

toook it years ago. back then i was robot lets have a look whether it changed

[morrison]

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
still robot

[morrison]

that st gasoline also has other nice tests. actually his are the coolest.

[Ganon5]

Harummph. It's quality!

Don't think I've ever seen anyone type 'harrumph' before so props to you!

Also damn you Mogar, I wanted to be the class clown!

[Snowbound Milk]

Shit, I honestly don't think I've ever not made a joke at someones expense. Yes, even my own mother. Guess this explains the within 25% of border results I got everywhere.

[Leo]

No approach works, I am untouchable.

I want to upload my data inside of you?

[Mia]

*yawns* Find someone else.

[Leo]

To advise me?



Also, don't deny the feelings inside of you, Mia. It will only hurt you in the long run.

[Mia]

I don't deny the fact that I love someone who isn't you.