The Thing With Exes

[Holy Ruler]

Last night I saw my Ex from 2007. I am writing this book, so I thought I'd interview her too because she has a lot of info in the subject.
Then I saw her pic. Then she started speaking in such a lame way I remembered why I broke with her (she still doesn't know why).  I was trying with all my will to say "Bitch, you used to suck my dick; talk in a better manner with me". In the end, we exchanged a few nasty phrases about how she hated me (despite all the bliss I gave her    ), et etc. But as my friend JD says, "People really feel the opposite of what they say they do", especially in situations like this. The woman is still sore about how I broke up without her abruptly and didn't accept her offer of sex when I got with another woman. Some people are so thin skinned.

Another thing about Exes, who else has seen that it is much easier to lay them even if they are with other people? That is why I make sure my women are never around their Exes, aka Leo the virgin 

[Mia]

Considering relationships naturally expose people, I wouldn't call it thin skinned, particularly if you broke up with her abruptly, she didn't see it coming. This would result in a shock mental wise as well as quite deep  hurt feelings, she couldn't have been prepared to guard herself. Logically, why would someone guard themselves when a relationship requires openness to work? I would assume then she is still confused years later and is naturally defensive around you. Being around an ex is very awkward depending upon how you broke up.

[Bluestrike]

Obviously the bitch deserved it.

[Ogaden]

Hey do you have a title yet?

[Arsenal 10]

I wouldn't know about exes. I am one of those guys who have never had any. Still with my first girlfriend.

Also, I love the way you say letting a girl suck your dick means she should respect you more.

[C-zom]

I came in here expecting to talk about exe's

Like the extension.

I have no fucking life.

[Holy Ruler]

@Mia: Thank you for your valuable insight. I think you are right, she apparently is finding it very awkward being around me. Might be because I was so good and she compares me to her current guy in her mind and realises how he sucks compared to me, yet she can't have me .

@Snowbound Milk: Thank you for your moral support. I appreciate it

@ Arsenal: Yeah, don't tell me you don't feel the same way
 
@C-zom: Stop lying, man. Everyone has a life.

@Oggie: I have a title in my head but I haven't decided on it fully. Let us meet on MSN and talk about it, OK?

[Mia]

Just don't be my ex who was so arrogant he thought a year later that a blog I wrote was about him. I had fun laughing in his face.

[Holy Ruler]

Maybe sub-consciously it was about him? Think about it.

Also, I am not like that. I don't think everything is about me all the time.

[Mia]

He managed to spot a blog that wasn't related to him at all, how he even thought it was, I still have no clue. No, not "subconsciously". Though it is amusing you think he might be right. It is arrogant to assume that someone would still be hung up on an ex a year later when most people move on beyond an ex. It depends on how long you were together but life goes on. If you break up, it is probably not worth something to obsess over forever.

[Jenne]

You are all wrong.  Everything is about me. 

[Holy Ruler]

Jenne you must be the guy Mia is talking about.

Also, Mia this world is crazy. Coincidentally, the Ex calls herself Mia (the name ends with "mia").

And I am glad I amused you with the suggestion above. I wasn't really serious.

[Mia]

Well I think you're serious about being an axe murderer. >_> <_<

[Jenne]

[Leo]

I can't really tell what this topic is supposed to be about. Even your dig doesn't make sense to me. Are you saying that you're girlfriends have all been my sloppy seconds?

Really, I only got two things from that post:
1) HR really wants people to know that he got a woman to suck his dick.
2) HR really wants people to know that Leo's a virgin.

Everything else seemed to be there just to try and hide the fact that there was very little thought involved in the creation of this topic.

[Pterrydactyl]

Lol.  I say his topic "the thing with exes" and assumed he meant .exe.  Imaging my surprise when I found that he was just horrible deforming the word Ex.


Anyway, what are you writing a book about?  I toyed with the idea of writing a book about Counter-intelligence, but changed my mind before I got too far.

[Holy Ruler]

Leo, we all know you are a virgin
Also, you should get that thing sucked some time
A
dophis, same field but diff topics. Also 90% of people who set out to write books never finish. Don't join them, man.

Add me in MSN or something for more chat. It will be a plus if you are Canadian

[Pterrydactyl]

Well, the problem I had was that most of what I wanted to put in the book would have gotten me thrown in jail at worst, and at least, not allowed to publish it.

I wanted to go into popular methods and tactics for things like tracking, planning, and such.  Sort of like a "Military Intelligence for dummies" thing.  But yea, I'd rather not end up in jail.

[Brian]

so write it as an e-book and post it online for free... just you know, dont put your name in it...

also, im with leo on this one. seems to be you just wanted to let everybody know you got your junk sucked. other wise why would even have put that in there...?

oh, and another thing, am i crazy or did you thank snowbound_milk for no reason whatsoever?

[Leo]

Also, you should get that thing sucked some time

So...HR, you got any plans tonight? I have 60 cents that I found in Jenne's couch.