Oh mah fucking gawd...
why do I feel like you're going to ruin it by telling us she's under 18?
Update: 23!!! And this is the part where the penis comes out....*fapfapfap*
How would that have ruined it? It would just mean having to wait for her birthday. Outside her window. With tails and a tophat, chaps, and no pants. Secretly.
Somebody fucking kill me right now. So now you people are waiting for birthdays innit?
You see, turning 18 doesn't give you a free license to fuck. Maturity doesn't depend on age, it is just a number. You people behave as if you would be happy if the govt. would make legal age 10 and then you would start fucking innit? Well you can easily fuck a 10 year old right now (secretly and with tails) innit?
I never felt this way.
Stop being a walking bag of hormone and be a REAL man, trust me you'll get the pussy you deserve. But I believe you people these days are too perverted to understand that. If you don't have control over your hormones then you're better off dead...
That raises an interesting question, how many times do you people think about death everyday? It can just be a minute away, you never know..