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My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« on: September 11, 2012, 04:09:33 am »
Apparently, it's easier to see my muscles with hair than without. Maybe I should just shave all of my body hair and fight professionally.  People won't take me seriously because I'll look small, and then they'll wonder what happened when they wake up a minute later staring at the lights.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2012, 05:17:59 am »
I've always wondered what shaved legs would feel like. I'm just not brave enough. I had to shave my ankle once for sports (injury etc.), but that hurt like fuck. You'll have to post here and say if it was worth it.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2012, 09:17:09 am »
Quote from: Arsenal 10 on September 11, 2012, 05:17:59 am
I've always wondered what shaved legs would feel like. I'm just not brave enough. I had to shave my ankle once for sports (injury etc.), but that hurt like fuck. You'll have to post here and say if it was worth it.

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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2012, 12:44:13 pm »
Well, I only started with the quads, since those are easy as hell to cover up. It's weird having silky smooth legs. I told her I won't shave them fully until either I go see her or she comes to see me, since she had to (hopefully only) temporarily move back to California.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2012, 03:39:23 pm »
its fucking weird to have shaved legs. I shaved when i went to state for swimming in highschool. did the big shave, everything visible when wearing a swimsuit but eyebrows and hair. feels SOOOOO weird to swim. all the ladies were impressed and kept asking to feel my legs and then complementing me on how they looked.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2012, 09:10:46 pm »
so, she's asking you to do this because she doesn't want to see your muscles?
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2012, 09:12:46 pm »
No, she asked me to do it because she thinks body hair is gross. If I had some color (I'm fucking white, guys), my muscles would pop.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2012, 03:05:40 am »
Just be glad she isn't asking you to oil up and wear a banana hammock.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 01:11:19 am »
If she did that, she'd better plan on taking it over and over and over.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 09:23:04 am »
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 14, 2012, 01:11:19 am
If she did that, she'd better plan on taking it over and over and over.
Aren't you planning on giving it over and over and over anyway?
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2012, 03:08:47 pm »
Quote from: Leo on September 14, 2012, 09:23:04 am
Quote from: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 14, 2012, 01:11:19 am
If she did that, she'd better plan on taking it over and over and over.
Aren't you planning on giving it over and over and over anyway?

Maybe he's worried about all the slipping and sliding when oiled up, and the difficulties with 'keeping it in' that attend any man wearing a banana hammock in that state.  All that 'getting back on the horse' and falling off again, sliding on furniture, losing your handhold on her sternum, getting oil on the soles of your feet and not being able to reposition yourself and leveraging the floor unless it's carpeted, getting covered in carpet hair if is, the potential for head injury, the possibility of 'head' injury, and being driven by instinct and sometimes inertia to give it to her over and over and over.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2012, 03:14:40 am »
See, here's the problem with that. She now lives 400 miles away with her parents and the only times I'll be able to see her are when I go to her or she's able to come here.
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Re: My best friend asked me to shave my legs.
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2012, 04:02:56 am »
Whoa that's a long way to fall on love.
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