Heck, YES! Not that any of you care, but still...

[ZPO4O]

What the french toast!? Oh thats it you little doodoohead cootie queen! You can just go pickle yourself, cumquat!

[Leo]

Maybe I will! This marriage means nothing to me and you can go fart yourself in gel!

[ZPO4O]

Good, Stinky McStinkface!

[Ogaden]

Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries

[Leo]

You stay out of this, Ogaden Charmander Smithereens. This is between your mother and I.

[Croix]

Orbit. Leaves a clean mouth.

[Leo]

Orbit. burritos a clean mouth.

Go suck a dick, you fat ho.

[ZPO4O]

Whoa now there Leo. Now your getting a little carried away. Its not like that dick put your convertible through a wood-chipper. There is no reason to punish it by having Croix go anywhere near it.

[Leo]

THEN WHO PUT MY CONVERTIBLE THROUGH A WOOD CHIPPER IF IT WASN'T MY DICK!? Someone's gotta get punished and that someone or something is gonna get a good 'ole Croix suck to remember the pain it caused me!

[ZPO4O]

On second thought, yeah, it was your dick.

[Leo]

Liar, it was your dick!

[ZPO4O]

By my dick, you mean your dick.

I own you, your mine, your my property. With that said, any of your property is ALSO my property. So that scrawny little half a toothpick between your legs that you call a penis, and the two rotten blueberries that go with it that you pass off as balls...yup, all mine.

So, drop your pants and get them in croixs mouth.

[Buck Turgidson]

Why would he put his pants in Croix's mouth?

You guys are really sexed up.

[ZPO4O]

Why? Because thats the only way Leo can even get it up, is watching someone eat his pants. Poor ol ass...hes even beyond viagra.

[Buck Turgidson]

How about shorts?  He must love the Simpsons.

[ZPO4O]

The simpsons are pretty much his top choice 'pornos' to watch.

[Buck Turgidson]

So, have you sexed in your house yet?  Whenever I move to new digs, I always say to myself "What the sex?  I am gonna sex in every room and on every table, until I am sexing exhausted."

[ZPO4O]

Dont close till the 16th, so I cant exactly sex it up in the place yet. Also lack a girlfriend or female friends willing to help with the sexing of the house. And since I am not smooth with the ladies, it may be a bit more difficult of a task then said.

Granted, at times it does seem like that entire above statement is a lie...

I have an old co-worker who use to romp around with me after work, who is still interested in me. Just happens that we never have the same days off and we both lack vehicles at the time.

I also have a lovely lady about 2 hours away from me who would love to help with the sexing of the house...but 2 hour drive is a bit far unless its for a day or more, and we never have the same days off.

There is also another chick I hit it off with the other week who would probably be open to the idea. However she has a therapy dog that needs to go with her, and I have cats and im not a dog person.

So I guess, aside from the 3 that are possibilities, im not smooth.

[Ogaden]

You know of three women who would be willing to sleep with you on a moment's notice but you don't consider yourself smooth with the ladies? o_O

[ZPO4O]

Yeah, pretty much.
If I'm smooth with ladies, then explain why the last time I was laid, was back in 1212.