Future History: The RIA's victory in the Cynernations online nation simulation

[Buck Turgidson]

It is a particularly brisk autumn day, this October 30th, 2017. The weather plays well with yesterday's momentous conclusion to the nearly two decade run of the web-based nation simulation game, Cybernations. Over its long run, the game has provided a mild distraction to countless dozens of Republicans and other kinds of nerds.

October 29th, 2017 will be the date remembered by members of the only surviving alliance, the colourfully named Random Insanity Alliance. The RIA emerged victorious from a long struggle with their final adversary, the Random Insanity Alliance.  In a shocking display of ungentlemanly boasting, the erstwhile leader of the RIA, said "What's important, is to salt them about a minute after you put them on the grill, not before."

The creators of the Cybernations game itself could not be contacted, apparently being deceased since 2010, but still listed as the only administrators on the site.