I bought a pack of Salem Green Label cigarettes the other day.
They are pissing me off.The cigarettes don't taste bad. They are good, actually. But, there is one fucking problem.
White filters.These are NOT lights. These are full flavored. So, why the FUCK do these things have white filters? Why?! WHY?!
It's so fucking aggravating that
I'm about to punch a baby in half.
The problem with white filters?
1) I'll light the wrong end accidentally.
2) I never know when the cigarette is finished.
Salem Green Label takes it another step, however. Most other cigarette brand that uses white filters put their logo/flavor RIGHT at the end.
Do these? No. Fuck no. It's ANNOYING. There is more than a centimeter space between where the filter logo and the end of the filter is. That's FUCKING ANNOYING.
The build-up of pissed off is creating pressure in my head and I'm about to shove a screwdriver through my forehead to make myself feel better.
How could they fuck this up so badly? I'll never buy another pack of Salem Green Label again just based on the fact that the design of the cigarette
SUCKS FUCK.On the other hand, the Salem Black Variety is SO much better. It has a nifty "slide" box and it also comes with a "lucky" cigarette. More importantly,
COLORED FILTERS.
If you are a cigarette smoker, I recommend Salem Black Label. However, stay the fuck away from Green Label.