I've forgotten how to war in CN
Met this girl at a party and she kept fucking complaining and yelling at people because she was a loud mouth fucking bitch so I'd tell her to HEY QUIT YOUR WHINING AND SHUT UP
I SAID SHUT UP
NO SHUT UP
I've forgotten how to war in CN
Told her she was fucking stupid and she couldn't drink this liquor like I could and play Marvel vs Capcom like I could <= I actually said this without any irony
She was actually pretty good at Marvel though. In fact, she was probably the chosen one had I not fucked it up. You know, the chosen one. The one to bring Mahvel out of the darkness of no patches, no dreams, and no hope.
But I was horrible to her. I feel really bad about this. I put her through the harem, but that was her doing. My doing was cheating on her and just disappointing the fuck out of her through my careless head up my ass shit. Don't make the mistakes I make.
But do stupid shit and have fun. <= Do stupid shit and have fun.
Like taking people to Centralia. She went with me there 4 or 5 times. It was a blast.
All the while, before we were a thing and I said hey lets be a thing, other guys would take her out. For pizza and stuff. Or coffee. Or whatever. "Hey i fed you, are you going to fuck me now?"
I guess if ten guys want to take a girl out for pizza, stromboli, chinese, whatever. Hey wanna see a movie or something girl
well she's just going to pick the one that's the most attractive there, partner.
i don't give a fuck what you look like if my competition is a god damn pizza. you better have a million bucks in that pizza there, champ. nice abs bro can you chizzle me a god damn pillow to fall asleep on im getting so tired listening to you rattle on about your workout routine and daily life in general
meanwhile I'm fucking learning how to play magic: the gathering from a god damn guy with a swastika on HIS FACE. And that whole thing, believe it or not, went sour and I had to throw the deck of cards in HIS FACE and run out the backdoor like a pussy. And his middle eastern friend runs after me BRO ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING because he was so desperate for another friend besides the guy with a swastika on HIS FACE