fuck this, im too inebriated to care, i skimmed what the computer geek with long blonde hair posted and i take it it has something to do with "waaaah waaaah women", im never gonna be happy because my perfect girl doesnt exist.
well kenny, i sail on the same boat.
lemme tell you some things about myself, unabashedly and rightfully boastfully.
Unlike leo, i get laid, quite often, im fairly pleasant looking, have a rather honorable career, and a penis size im happy with, i have a lovely family whom between what my late father did in his career, and i and my sister are doing in ours, are well provided for. i have a ps4, a ps3, a fairly upper mid range gaming pc, i play electric guitar, am competent at sports, am acceptably intelligent, aware of the day to days of the world at large.
superficially, i have a good life...
but i havent been in love since i was frikking 14...
how fucking sad is that, i have a scrawny ass friend who trips over his own feet and an ugly ass friend who'd qualify as a circus clown if he just painted his large nose red, both of whom have the perfect women in their lives. And since they're my best friends, i literally cannot bring myself to so much as fantasize about their women...literally...ive tried, i know....
I live an empty life, devoid of the one cliche that most romantic dramas become famous for, someone i can look at and say, "hell yeah, im willing to make it work with her."
so fuck you and your sexual caterwauling about women you want to bang who'd have had dust in their veins by the time you were born. MY problems are real man.
Im going to go drink some more and have an internal pseudo schizophrenic discussion on the secrets of the universe now.