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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2007, 07:08:55 pm »
I'd go to Party City and buy zombie makeup, then join them in their rampage, duh. Ever notice how zombies never go after other zombies? They ain't smart, dress up like one and you'll fit right in.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2007, 07:10:18 pm »
I'd shoot you in the face and throw you to the zombies was running/screamingsaswt.
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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2007, 07:47:32 pm »
My plan involves lots of petrol, a naked flame and very quick running. Thats good for about 50+ zombies right there
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« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2007, 08:06:05 pm »
Did someone say naked???  
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« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2007, 08:32:36 pm »
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I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

I think you may have more to fear from your friend than from the zombies.
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2007, 09:00:22 pm »
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I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

I think you may have more to fear from your friend than from the zombies.
Lol, I think you have a point.

I'd run to Minaki which is like 40km away from Kenora. From there I'd go chill there. It's a town of like 100 people and like everyone has a gun. It's hunterman central. Yup yup.
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« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2007, 09:04:58 pm »
I'd lead the zombies, but be consumed by them...NOO!
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« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2007, 09:07:18 pm »
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I would go to my friend's house in the initial wave, which is on a hill and collect food from the food mart A MINUTE AWAY.


Seriously, that would be the only place we would have to go.  My friend has about 4 fully assembled AK47s, a couple AK74s, and enough kits to make about 15 more AK47s and AK74s.

He also has about... more than 5 12 gauges, and several assorted shotguns, along with a TON of ammo. In addition to the large arms he also owns a variety of handguns, plus a nice handy demolition skill he picked up... from... somewhere.

I think you may have more to fear from your friend than from the zombies.
Lol, I think you have a point.

I'd run to Minaki which is like 40km away from Kenora. From there I'd go chill there. It's a town of like 100 people and like everyone has a gun. It's hunterman central. Yup yup.


DUUDEEE!!!! WE COULD HANG WITH ZOMBIE TIM! hes be so mellow as a zombie man

Greg: Hey tim
Tim: guurrurrughhhhh
Greg: Not gonna bite me now are you?
Tim: Guuurrrghhhhh *pulls out guitar and jams for a bit*
                   *Tim then light s joint*
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« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2007, 07:16:19 pm »
Hijack a car and head straight for New York City.
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« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2007, 12:08:28 am »
There's no need to hijack a car when 3 in 4 people are zombies. Silly goose.
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« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2007, 02:14:37 pm »
I get to make the horror movie when the crisis dies down!
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« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2007, 04:36:59 pm »
I would live off the land.  >_>
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« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2007, 05:11:10 pm »
Obviously few in this topic have read the Zombie Survival Guide! Personally I'd just soil myself and get eaten.
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« Reply #33 on: October 04, 2007, 05:28:44 pm »
Zombie survival guide? I have my own. Its two sentences long.

"Chew bubble gum and kick ass, and remember to not bring any gum cause than it would spoil the line."

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"Zombies are Nazis. I kill Nazis."
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« Reply #34 on: October 04, 2007, 07:06:06 pm »
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There's no need to hijack a car when 3 in 4 people are zombies. Silly goose.
Well, steal one. Take one, whatever. I just like the term hijack.

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Obviously few in this topic have read the Zombie Survival Guide! Personally I'd just soil myself and get eaten.
I saw it at the Book Store and considered getting it, but didn't. My friend either has it or merely just read someone else's.
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« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2007, 07:58:33 pm »
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Zombie survival guide? I have my own. Its two sentences long.

"Chew bubble gum and kick ass, and remember to not bring any gum cause than it would spoil the line."

And

"Zombies are Nazis. I kill Nazis."




This is three sentences.
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