Author Topic: Wish Game (Read 22062 times)

Mr_Cynic · « **Reply #80 on:** October 30, 2007, 05:44:49 am »

Hasslebeck turns into Elmo, but keeps his own personality. WHY, GOD? WHY?

As for my wish... THAT DAMN THING JUST ATE ME AGAIN. I want out of it, and for good this time.

Untelligent · « **Reply #81 on:** October 30, 2007, 04:42:59 pm »

Granted, it shits you out and my dog eats the shit.

I wish for an undead hamster.

Vector · « **Reply #82 on:** October 30, 2007, 04:52:02 pm »

granted but it smells

i wish for faster intrawebz!

Untelligent · « **Reply #83 on:** October 30, 2007, 05:00:54 pm »

Granted, but your computer runs away.

I wish for weapons-grade plutonium.

Vector · « **Reply #84 on:** October 30, 2007, 05:03:15 pm »

granted, it melts your skin off

i wish for photoshop cs3

pielord47 · « **Reply #85 on:** October 31, 2007, 05:06:32 pm »

granted, you now own a shop that sells photos but no one comes to it and you cant pay the rent

i wish for a bar of chocolate that is not poisned

Untelligent · « **Reply #86 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:26:54 pm »

Granted, but it has fat and sugar in it and you die of a heart attack.

I wish for a third eye in my forehead.

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #87 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:31:12 pm »

Granted, but then people are like, "wtf?" and you die alone.

I wish for "More Ovaltine, please!"

pielord47 · « **Reply #88 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:40:16 pm »

you get an infinite amount of ovaltine that falls from the sky and drowns/crushes you

i wish for a t-shirt that cant choke me

invincible13matt · « **Reply #89 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:43:24 pm »

granted, but the shirt is made of needles that perforate you and you die.

I wish for the most powerful laptop ever built that will not attract attention to me for my having it, not malfunction, not overheat, not kill me, not become infected with viruses, spyware, or anything of that ilk, is compatible with all games ever created, has infallible software, has a built-in OS that is NOT Windows, has a self-recharging battery that is completely infallible and will never drain out slowly, and is built within an indestructible case that only opens to my touch.

Vector · « **Reply #90 on:** November 01, 2007, 02:13:53 pm »

granted but the shipping takes about 3000 years because it must come from the future

i wish for a pony

skaboom · « **Reply #91 on:** November 01, 2007, 02:23:24 pm »

Granted. Congratulations, you now have a big dumb animal that costs a lot to care for, eats a lot, poops everywhere, you have build a stable for it, and makes your yard smell like a farm. I think thats punishment enough.

I wish people would stop using abbreviations on the internet.

Vector · « **Reply #92 on:** November 01, 2007, 02:42:18 pm »

granted but no one says anything anymore

i wish i had a shotgun (have fun)

pielord47 · « **Reply #93 on:** November 01, 2007, 03:23:37 pm »

you try to shoot a duck with it and the recoil breaks your shoulder

i wish for a cybertronic eye people will not make fun of me for

Untelligent · « **Reply #94 on:** November 01, 2007, 03:57:56 pm »

Granted, but its AI surpasses the intelligence of humans and takes over your brain.

I wish for Jack Thompson to spontaneously combust.

Twilight Master Neo · « **Reply #95 on:** November 01, 2007, 04:18:37 pm »

Granted, now there is one less person to bitch about

I wish I had air

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #96 on:** November 01, 2007, 04:26:34 pm »

Granted, but Kenny's mod h4x turn you into a fishie, and yeah.

I wish more RIA members were active.

Untelligent · « **Reply #97 on:** November 01, 2007, 04:27:55 pm »

Granted, but the forums collapse into a black hole due to the sheer weight.

I wish for a banana.

Grand Poobah Marx · « **Reply #98 on:** November 01, 2007, 05:24:26 pm »

Granted, but it's all mushy and brown inside.

I wish for a computer that read my thoughts, but couldn't control me.

Vector · « **Reply #99 on:** November 01, 2007, 05:33:28 pm »

granted but it finds out your going to upgrade and blows up the next time you get near

I wish that i had a good tasty non-killer in any way, hot dog

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