Wish Game

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but then I cut your stomach out, so what's the point?

I wish I had buns of steel!

[Vector]

granted, you can no longer stand up

i wish that the atom thingy in france blew up france

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but....wait, I agree!

I wish France didn't suck at wars.

[Vector]

granted, the us is now ruled by the blown up france

i wish i could get a "the glove" from darpa

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but it fits, and you go to jail for murder.

I wish that this thread was stickied.

[Untelligent]

Granted, it's stuck to your balls. And it's really heavy. And it tears your balls off.

I wish for my dick to be two inches longer.

[Vector]

granted but, i still have that knife that was just an inch away....

i wish for good things to happen to bad people

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but  then all the good people become bad, and all the whales die, and the globe gets warmed and the planet gets split in half by nukes.

I wish I had 1 million bajillion dollars.

[invincible13matt]

granted, but it's given to you in pennies and you die a horrible death being crushed by so much unnecessary copper.

I wish that I had one nuclear weapon that would not blow up in my face and that I could use to blow up one place of my choice.

[erictheholeking]

granted, but the nuke doesn't kill you because of a defective part and instead makes you sick from radiation and your dick rots off and you die a long and painfully agonizing death. Also you were in a cave in iraq when it all went down so you end up giving radiation poisoning to all of iraq and iran!
so i wish i was a porn star with great looks and a huge slong that only made fliks with only gorgeous 25 year old virgins!!! LMFAO............................................................... gooD lUck

[Vietnamese Guy]

Granted, but i'm naked

i wish for a girl to snuggle with me

[Ganon5]

And she does. However she crushes you under her immense 1.3 ton weight. (that was too easy)
I wish for a new ipod touch

[Lamentations]

You realise iPods are only for girls, especially the touch ones, but before you can dispose of it a burly group of large African American males decide to see how many dicks you can take in all of your various orifices at once.

I wish for... a repercussion-free wish?

[invincible13matt]

granted, but without a repercussion you cannot get anything from your wish.

I wish for something positive to happen.

[Untelligent]

Granted, you get bombarded by protons and die somehow.

I wish for HAM.

[Twilight Master Neo]

Granted. Too bad the pigs wasn't dead before you tried to eat it.

I wish for a puppy

[Untelligent]

Granted, it rips your face off

I wish for Nebraska to explode.

[Lamentations]

Granted, but debris and shrapnel from the explosion kills your family in an horrific way and everyone you love dies a slow and agonising death in front of you while you are arrested for conspiracy to blow up Nebraska.

I wish for what everyone wishes for - more wishes!

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Granted, but in the orgy of wishing you embark on, the proletariat rises up and dethrones you, killing you in a horrific way.

I wish for the internet to have no viruses.

[invincible13matt]

granted, but due to the lack of things that do actual damage to your computer, people begin to develop more powerful spyware.

I wish that I could live in peace.