I did it! I AM LIQUID SNAKE!

[wethepeople]

Game: Battlefield 2
Map: Gulf of Oman


I was playing as the Americans. I'm always an attack chopper pilot whenever possible. I hopped in my badass attack chopper and took off with a gunner in the second spot. I engaged and killed two APCs and he killed two tanks and an Anti-Air gun. Then we start getting nailed with extremely heavy machine gun fire. I'm about 150 feet in the air right now so I dive down, barrel roll then stabalize at like 70 feet. It was a Jet. I spin around in a 180 and I see the Jet coming right for me. I immediately start spinning the chopper and launch about six missiles, three of which nail and kill the pilot while he zooms past at 900MPH.

Eightteen seconds later I'm killed by an AA gun, but still. I took down a jet with an attack chopper. Was it skill or luck? The world may never know.

[Joker]

Death to spawn rapers! Or jet pilots, whatever, in BF2 they're interchangeable.

Now, I should tell you about some of my Operation: Flashpoint chopper exploits with the Conquer the Island Mod...they mostly involve me flying around, coming under heavy AA fire, bailing out several kilometers away from any friendlies and then spending half an hour running back to base while praying to god I don't run into any enemy squads, or, worse yet, vehicles.

[wethepeople]

Awesome. @_@ Must've been suspenseful trying to get back to base eh?

[Joker]

Suspenseful, yes. Especially because villages not yet taken by the Soviets or Americans were full of indigenous soldiers who shot Russian and American soldiers on sight, so generally it was a good idea to skirt any and all villages not held by your side.

[Flask]

Video or it didn't happen.

[wethepeople]

No videos. Sorry. And I'm not the type to lie for attention. Never was, never will be.

[Flask]

It didn't happen.

>_>


<_<

[Lord Doom]

its lucky skill

[Mr_Cynic]

That is so ridiculously badass that I don't even know what to say.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

That is so ridiculously badass that I don't even know what to say.

Yes.

I'm gonna buy BF2, hopefully today.

[Commisar Gaunt]

I would skip right to BF2142.  Better grapics, more fun stuff. Lacking in the range of vehicles compared to BF2, but really fun nonetheless.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

How much would each cost at Gamestop?

Also, my wireless gives me 54Mbps.  Is that fast enough?

[Lanna]

What is a liquid snake?

[Flask]

Big Boss' clone and Solid Snake's kinda sorta brother?

[Lanna]

Big Boss and Solid Snake are brothers then?

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Yes.

[Flask]

I've never played a Metal Gear in my life.

[Grand Poobah Marx]

Neither have I.

[Shyox]

Yes.

Nuh-uh.

They took 8 baby clones of big boss, who was sterilized by experiments (He shoots blanks), and took the best genetic traits and placed them in one baby; Most people think it was Solid Snake, but it was actually Liquid Snake. Solidus from MGS2 was another one of the babies. The rest are supposedly dead, and now they are all basically dead but Snake. It was called the Les Enfente Terribles project. (Pronounced "Lay ON-FONT- TERR- EEB-Lay")

Big Boss was the greatest soldier the US had, the equivalent of Achilles in the battlefield. MGS3 is the story of Big Boss, and the rest were about Solid Snake, except for MGS2, which was more about Raiden, which sucked.

[Shyox]

Also congratulations on your accomplishment. For your duties in the RIA BF2 Army you recieve the title of: Liquid Snake.