The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but it turns out shes a she-male soul eater when she tried to recruit you.

I wish for a lasagna flavored cake.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, but a fat orange cat eats it all before you can even smell it.

I wish I could create a hive mind of loyal underlings around me.

[Rorick]

Granted it's going to facists.

I knew that was going to happen.


Granted, but they take your every word seriously, and when you jokingly told them to jump off a cliff, all but a crazy, murderous, old hobo follow your "order". This leaves you alone, with the hobo.....

I wish for a wish.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, but you can't use that wish.


I wish I had an all powerful Hive mind around people with me as teh central thinker giving me full power over them, like Mass Effect 2's collectors.

[The Angry Alien]

Granted, but when they think yor thoughts they go mad, so they all just lie on the ground crying and you can't get a thing done.

I wish the Saints crash in a plane or something.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, it lands right on top of your house.

I wish to be grand master of... Cupcakes.

[king maguga]

granted but cupcakes have been universally outlawed and the punishment for being grand master is being exiled to a deserted island with misfit cupcakes.


i wish someone would give me a billion dollars!

[Crazyman93]

Granted but they're Conterfiet and the Secret Service and the IRS both bust your door down and kill you.

I wish I was in the Mass Effect Universe. As a civillian that doesn't somehow get screwed over.

[king maguga]

granted but you are an earthborn citezen who left his citezen papers at home and went out and was stopped by the authorities who believe you are a colonist of one of earth's extrasolar colonies so they send you to one,only to find out there that they believe you are a spacer so they luanch you in a pod to the space station they believe you came from but they accidentally program in the wrong coordinance and you miss the station by 2 light years and you are lost in space forever!  


                  I wish I could teleport myself anywhere anytime

[Rorick]

As I can't read after a night of no sleep, here are two plausible corruptions, depending on your meaning of the wish:

1: Granted, but this ability craps out after one use, which you didn't figure out until after you had gone to 66 million years into the past to see a dinosaur. Have fun in the cretaceous period.  

2: Granted, but it malfunctions and you get stuck in limbo, never to return from the twilight zone.

I wish that NpO, \m/, PC, and FOK! didn't white peace out of the war.  

[Crazyman93]

Granted, the teamed up and destroyed RIA.

I wish a wish

[Rorick]

Granted, but the wish unwishes itself.

I wish this wish would be granted.

[king maguga]

granted but it happens to be reverse day so your wish is ungranted.



            I wish money would come out of my monitor like an atm except it was free

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but its monopoly money!

I wish for monopoly money!

[Rorick]

Sorry, wish not granted.


I wish for an uncorrupt wish.

[Viper6525D]

Wish is denied b/c you denied my wish causing a
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

I wish for more rain here in LA.

[Crazyman93]

Granted, you get another mudslide that wipes the whole city out and leaves you homeless.


I wish I could get a band together.

[king maguga]

granted but your band is culture club and your boy george!



   i wish i had x-ray vision

[Jenne]

Granted, but the only thing you can see through clothing is stretch marks.

I wish I was as cool as Rip Torn.

[king maguga]

granted but rip torn becomes a miserable recluse and drinks himself to death.
 

    I wish I had a credit card with no limit, fees, or bill ever.