The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Rorick]

Granted, it has $0 on it.

I wish wish politics weren't so complicated.

[king maguga]

lol

granted, but you are executed for your political views.



   I wish travelling anywhere in the world was free

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but no matter where you go, someone is trying to kill you.

I wish for a passing grade on my college entry exams.

[Reoga]

Granted but you must sex up your Profs dad

I wish I had a mark for the war allready

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but its a metal for DIA!

I wish I could break the laws of physics.

[king maguga]

granted but first you have to explain this joke - why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
                                                answere - to get to the same side.



                                        I wish all the ice cream in the world vanishes without a trace.
                                                             

                                                                 

    .

[Crazyman93]

Granted, now you really want some ice cream.

A mobious strip is a one sided device, no matter what, it always has one side.
No, I didn't wikipedia that.

I wish to be invincible.

[Rorick]

Granted, but your invincibility grants you the key to immorality as well. After a few hundred years you go insane and try to kill yourself, but your invincibility prevents that, so in the end, you wallow in insanity for eternity, surviving even the end of time.


I wish for nachos.

[king maguga]

Granted, but it turns out you are highly allergic to nachos and can't eat them.


                       I wish you all the best!

[Rorick]

Denied, for we all can't have the best.

I wish for my last wish to be undone.

[The Angry Alien]

Granted, but you're still allergic to nachos.

And you now live in Mexico.

I wish fo something.

[Rorick]

Granted, you get nuked... three times a day.... for the next five years..... Well, have fun in your new country of Radioland.

I wish I wasn't in Mexico, and that I wans't allergic to nachos.

[king maguga]

granted, but now you are a Mexican living in Haiti who is allergic to all the ingredients that go into making nachos.    




                   I wish  that i could understand,write and speak fluently every language known to man

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but your brain cant handle all the known and unknown languages and it suppresses them all into a super language that no one can understand and you can no longer understand one language.

I wish I made king maguga pay for making that ice cream wish...what I had to say it.

[king maguga]

lol  
 
granted,  Ice cream returns from wherever it vanished to ....but!... and this may be blasphemy to you. You no longer like ice cream! (gasp!) and you abhor giving it away!


    I wish i had a picture of the best ice cream ever!

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but you can never eating it, and by just looking at it, you get an orgasm, and you feel all ice cream is inferior and hate it b/c you just want to eat that ice cream, and you kill yourself knoing you can never eat it...

Btw, I can make that happen if the RIA wins this war....

I wish to talk grammar good!

[king maguga]

Granted!, you will make a start into the study of the classes of words,their inflections,and their functions and relations in the sentence.  And you shall become a grammar expert in your chosen language  as a result of the relentless pursuit of your study. Now that your knowledge of grammar is far superior to the rest of the world you become so frustrated at everyone who is butchering and misusing proper grammar that you take a vow of silence and refuse to communicate ever again.  


        I wish for increased wisdom!

[Viper6525D]

Granted, and in your studies, you follow this golden rule!:

"The Wise know when they're right, the Wise know then they're wrong, and the Wise know to always bend over when ordered to!"

Speaking of which...RESUME THE POSITION!

I wish I can play the guitar better than how I do now.

[Rorick]

Granted, but the strings break every time you so much as look at a guitar.

I wish war didn't massacre my war chest.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, so the war massacres you now.

I wish I had a cupcake!