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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #140 on: April 28, 2010, 11:24:37 am »
You get violated by a rabid gay male elephant and like it! :o



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #141 on: April 28, 2010, 11:33:55 am »
You get kicked in the family jewels and get a slap in the face.... and hate it!  :o

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #142 on: April 28, 2010, 11:42:51 am »
you get run over by a giant steamroller! :P




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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #143 on: April 28, 2010, 03:04:08 pm »
You get an ant farm... full of Jack Jumper Ants. Have fun  :D


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #144 on: April 28, 2010, 05:22:20 pm »
Oh man they are terrible! :'( You get dropped into a school of 50 billion Irukandji jelly sea kittens off the northern coast of australia, and die 2 days later from your fatal brush with the Irukandji!  :'(


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #145 on: April 28, 2010, 11:29:59 pm »
You get stabbed in the ass by a swordfish

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #146 on: April 29, 2010, 10:55:00 am »
You get a box of rocks :P



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #147 on: April 29, 2010, 11:00:35 am »
You get a trip to Niagara Falls. It's only one way though, and you have to pay for a hotel, food, tips, and souvenirs.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #148 on: April 29, 2010, 12:05:56 pm »
You get this dope rhyme to use next time your spitting some ill rap in a free style battle!... ready -yo You get a one way ticket all the way to mars, you scream for your momma as you pass the stars  :'(, yo when you get there you get a job stealin' cars! yo! :P  /  Wow look out rap world here you come!!!
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #149 on: April 29, 2010, 12:46:28 pm »
But, but, but... I DON'T LIKE RAP! Now that I've got that off my chest:

You get a life support system that will keep you alive through ANYTHING. You also commit many murders and are sentenced to the death penalty. You  go through every single execution technique in the history of man before they take you off life support.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #150 on: April 29, 2010, 02:31:28 pm »
lol / you get a box set of vanilla ice music and you are locked in a room and forced to listen to it 24/7 for the rest of your life! ???


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #151 on: April 29, 2010, 02:58:47 pm »
You get a giant cock up your ass :o

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #152 on: April 29, 2010, 05:36:59 pm »
You get a giant ass up your cock.... ouch....*Ic*


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #153 on: April 29, 2010, 09:52:25 pm »
You get 2 first class one way tickets to haiti ;) ... enjoy the island of hispaniola! :P



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #154 on: April 30, 2010, 06:28:14 am »
Congratulations, You've won 8D Click this link to claim your prize



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #155 on: April 30, 2010, 09:59:52 am »
You get rick rolled

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #156 on: April 30, 2010, 10:05:25 am »
You get speedwagonned.(Same thing as RR, only using an REO Speedwagon song)


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #157 on: May 01, 2010, 03:45:24 am »
Your steam account gets deleted.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #158 on: May 01, 2010, 05:01:11 am »
You get bankrupted and then get violated in the ass by an assailant. :o
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #159 on: May 01, 2010, 05:58:53 am »
You get a blank cheque to save your company after making stupid and risky investments.

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