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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #180 on: May 04, 2010, 10:28:55 am »
You get accused of raping a 13 year old girl and sentenced to death by hanging  :o
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #181 on: May 04, 2010, 10:32:35 am »
You get sent to the middle ages where you are beheaded for witchcraft. They used a dull axe and had to hit you 100 time in the neck to kill you, and even then your head wasn't fully off.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #182 on: May 04, 2010, 10:36:35 am »
Well,you'll get scared to know that,even after the 100 hits,I'm still alive(they used a dull plastic axe) and I'm gonna get you soon  :o
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #183 on: May 04, 2010, 10:40:42 am »
First, HOW IN THE HELL DO THEY HAVE PLASTIC???? That is a fairly modern invention, considering 1850's rather modern.

Second, they redo your execution, this time with a dull METAL axe. They hit you 100 time in the neck to kill you, and even then your head wasn't fully off.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #184 on: May 04, 2010, 10:57:02 am »
Well,first,HOW THE HELL COULD I GO TO THE MIDDLE AGE??As far as i know,there's no such thing as time machine(atleast,at the present).And another thing,I fixed my head(It was not fully cut off and i fixed it because I'm a wizard (Hogwarts) lol ;D).By the way,I'll get you.And when I get to your place,you'll be dead in no time :D
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #185 on: May 04, 2010, 11:18:51 am »
Well, going by Einstein's theory about time, time is a dimension, 4-d if you will. By this theory, using the right methods, one could go to any place in time, the relative past, present, and future. Using this ideology, one could theoretically go back in time using methods such as a worm hole or a rift in space-time. The only bad thing about that rather than using a theoretical time machine is you wouldn't be able to get back to the present, you'd be stuck where you ended up for the rest of your life, or until you found another rift that would lead you back to the current time. That in and of itself is a great challenge, for you would have no tools or guides on how to judge where a rift or worm hole will take you. If one could discern how to create these rifts in space-time and figure out how to know what time you'd be going to, you could theoretically make a time machine. Not one you'd carry in a pocket, or fit upon a ship, but one you would project into the planes of reality and travel. Not that a 15 year old high school student would know anything about that. >.>

You get an empty tonic can.

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Edit: Also, you consider the notion that a wizard can survive and repair an injury so grievous as beheading. That is the concept that He Who Must Not Be Named held, that wizards and witches shouldn't be held to mere mortal death. Plain and simple, it didn't work that way. If it did, Sir Nicolas would have his head on, and not be nearly headless.
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #186 on: May 04, 2010, 11:25:10 am »
If ya want to travel time,you'll have to go faster than the speed of light,which is 180,000 miles per second.Can you make a device like that?And about the wormhole,people are not sure even if it exists!! lol there's no going back in time in reality...
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #187 on: May 04, 2010, 11:29:09 am »
Lets take this debate to a new thread, I'll start it in a minute.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #188 on: May 04, 2010, 01:03:26 pm »
You get a severe case of poison ivy on your testicles! :-[ :'(



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #189 on: May 04, 2010, 01:16:18 pm »
Jokes on you, I don't get poison ivy rash.  ;D

You get the rash I was supposed to get.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #190 on: May 04, 2010, 02:00:18 pm »
You get reincarnated as an ostrich! :P
             

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #191 on: May 04, 2010, 07:55:05 pm »
you get a used Q-tip

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #192 on: May 05, 2010, 01:30:42 am »
You get to go on a date with Leo.

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #193 on: May 05, 2010, 10:25:37 pm »
You get to chaperon Leo and king pajuga on their date! ...because leo's parents wont let him attend a social gathering unless someone is there to ensure proper behavior. ::)




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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #194 on: May 05, 2010, 11:00:38 pm »
you get a Popsicle delivered by none other than

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #195 on: May 06, 2010, 11:51:14 am »
you get to go on a date with jessica alba  :o

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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #196 on: May 06, 2010, 01:17:31 pm »
nice!  You get to go on a date with al gore! ::)


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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #197 on: May 06, 2010, 11:40:50 pm »
You get a date with with Madonna.
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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #198 on: May 08, 2010, 09:40:50 am »
You get a life size cardboard cut out of oprah! :-*



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Re: Vending Machine *game*
« Reply #199 on: May 08, 2010, 11:14:08 pm »
you get nothing and like it. next time put in coins :P

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