Old jokes die hard.
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Aren't I awesome for starting that one...
Also, guys, it was funny during Spanish today. We had an assignment to do in groups, so of course everyone's fighting for me. My friends are all calling me, but I got this hot girl next to me who also calls me. I'm sitting there like,
Shit, do I go with my buds, or with her... I was obviously leaning for her but it didn't matter, they all crowed around me. Yes, I got the best of both worlds, hanging with my buds and her.
Now when we're done, it gets better. One of my really good friends starts talking to me, and this girl starts flirting with me. It starts with me getting a MySpace. She says that she'd be my #1(I don't argue), my friend claims #2, and another girl claims #3(I still don't argue). They somehow get on the topic of marriage and the girl says how we're gonna get married and all. My friend tells me he's going to be my best man and that he's going to throw me an awesome bachelor's party before the wedding... with the girl RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Apparently she doesn't mind, and soon after, my friend's says he'll just save us the VIP room and get us a pole which she declines because she already has one or something. I'm sitting there the entire time thinking,
Don't say something stupid, don't say something stupid...How do I do it? I don't even try and yet I get all this attention. Apparently I'm gonna be rich and famous some day so everyone wants me. No lie, I considered the smartest in my school and whenever someone mentions either inventing something big or getting really rich, my name always comes up.